Young 401K

Forever Young. Forever Chill.

[Young 401K @YoungWashed]

We actually got real banners unlike your piece of shit school.

[Conners @kctxtch]

@justfactsmaam @CollieronTV @D1Softball @TexasSoftball Hang another banner! UT: hypocrisy since 1883

[Young 401K @YoungWashed]

Nobody said that dip shit. Go enjoy your second place ribbons.

[Francis Peanuckle @TX4LIFE01]

@justfactsmaam @CollieronTV @D1Softball @TexasSoftball Woah woah woah!!! we were told on good authority that Texas doesn’t have to do this kind of stuff and doesn’t have to use the portal. The hypocrisy is unmatched per usual 😂🤣

[Raider Ty 🃏 @RaiderTy92]

Tech brass saw that this was going to federal court and said

[Bobby Burton @BobbyBurtonOTF]

Texas Tech did nothing wrong except try to get a player who gambled on his own team eligible through the court system. Whatever.

[Young 401K @YoungWashed]

Fuck off. Y’all lost.

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Statement regarding Brendan Sorsby.
Long Live the Matadors!

[Silver Knight @SeeSilver26]

LA is NEVER getting that push😭😭

[Young 401K @YoungWashed]

Steven Adams plays for the Rockets you dumb sack of shit.

[Will G. @WGrocke]

@CraigCartonShow @craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews If OKC had still had a healthy Steven Adams or if Isaiah Hartenstein had any balls, they wouldn't have gotten past OKC to begin with.

[Young 401K @YoungWashed]

What do losers like this get out of pretending to be obscure reporters and making up bull shit news?

[David Miller @davidmillernba]

The Spurs are emerging as a potential third team for Jaylen Brown in Giannis Antetokounmpo trade talks, with a deal that would send the No. 20 pick to Milwaukee with multiple future picks, per @GrantAfseth

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

first episode he has to arrest his own father :(

[Truth Seeker @_TruthZone_]

The New York #Knicks star Jalen Brunson married a Jewish woman in 2023 and then 3 years later wins a rigged NBA championship. All sports are rigged and controlled by certain groups...

[Fancy Boots @TexasFancyBoots]

Gotta love a good TEXAS, FIGHT! OU SUUUUCKS! chant in a World Cup broadcast. 😂

Also props to the guy up front rocking the Longhorn hat. 🤘🧡

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Former Bull Rick Brunson books massage under name "Patrick Ewing" arrested for sexual assault http://t.co/EwPwTvtHNx

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Spurs fan in a Dennis Rodman jersey just stood his ground vs ALL of New York 😭

[WHARKETTE @WHARKNUT]

He should stop at 80 to show respect to Kobe

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“We did it”

[Noteworthy News @newsnoteworthy]

WATCH: Knicks fan beaten, robbed of jersey as Spurs fans mob several New York fans in San Antonio.

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Took the Knicks 53 years to win their championship back.

Took me 8 weeks.

Why are we celebrating these dorks?

[Mr.K @Realsociedad10m]

W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.