Shelbie

The Future is Email

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Physically fertile, emotionally barren

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I asked a few friends who’s playing in the super bowl this weekend

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Being attracted to me is a character flaw I admire.

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Some of yall were allowed to get magazines at the checkout when you were kids, and it really shows.

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@BLMChi I’m doing a Walgreens run and heading to Belmont & Divison - please let me know if there’s anything on the list you’re more in short supply of!

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Why papayas wanna be mangos so bad?

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@NoHalfCaff @mattbooshell And I’ll buy it every time

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

A coma seems fun because it’s death without the commitment.

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@MalecTyler

[tyler malec @MalecTyler]

The real lord of the rings is my step dad Ron. He’s on his third marriage

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

My impression of someone right before they go live on Instagram

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Mr. Bastille ya girl

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Tryna go to Logan Square and kiss a guy with a lot of opinions.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

White man: you can’t sit here!

Rosa parks: why not?

White man: because you already have a place......in my heart.

*ancestry dot com logo with a soft fade out*

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@solotriceratops

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

Linkin Park is System of A Down for virgins

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@BeySexi Yesss you bitch

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

@Smashleeeeeeeee Well I guess I will settle in to never accomplishing anything

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

If you can’t handle me at my “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge, you don’t deserve me at my “Let’s Get Married (ReMarqable Remix)” by Jagged Edge Feat. Rev Run and Jermaine Dupri 💁🏻‍♀️

[Shelbie @Young_Beesh]

You know who make sweeping generalizations? Republicans.