YoungEscapist

Food, sleep, sex, music, sports, video games, opiates: all forms of escapism.

Contributing writer @UrbanDictionary

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"If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken."

-Carl Sagan

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There's a difference between taking it personally, and making it personal

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@Bolzy @Breaking911 No, it does mean that women shouldn't be front line (obviously)

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Built for desert warfare, used for pilates

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@chiky_handlr @MrGeorgeWallace Lol

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@KnightLegg Why is Rosemary such a cow?

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PRODUCTION POSSIBILITIES FRONTIER

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Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita / mi ritrovai per una selva oscura / ché la diritta via era smarrita.

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"You cannot enter any world for which you do not have the language." - Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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They had the wind at their backs but mistook it for their own legs

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Public Service Announcement:
Your girlfriend is one popular rap song away from cheating on you

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@RappiArgentina
Hola, mi cuenta está bloqueada por “actividad irregular”. Todos los pedidos se cancelan después de unos segundos, incluso pagando en efectivo. Soy Rappi Pro y soporte solo me envía artículos de ayuda. ¿Podrían revisar mi cuenta?

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@MoniqueOMadan @AyeshaASiddiqi @guardian 😥

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GOD WILL STEER BUT YOU MUST ROW

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"God will always supervise his most retarded soldiers"

-@ElishaDLong

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"Man is not a rational animal; he is a rationalizing animal."

-Robert A. Heinlein

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Chew glass. Breathe smoke.

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