mama litigator

a nerd through & through

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

I had a client Zoom in for Court, smoking a cigarette and beer in hand, slurring words.

Words I never thought I’d hear a judge say: “You’re in court right now. Quit smoking. Put that beer down.”

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

@LadyVoldemort09 Sending hugs and prayers 💛

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Took my 6 yo to the eye doctor, which he fell in love with the eye doctor office. Afterwards, “mom you should do something hard like be an eye doctor. Being a lawyer is too easy”

😭😭😭

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Opposing counsel untimely files character letters night before hearing

Old me: judge this untimely! Disregard!

Present me: gathers our own character letters and files them the morning of

[໊ @user0000O0]

i've survived worse

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Hubs & I celebrating 15 years together, 9 years married today ❤️

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

@croptopsllc @inreGray Where they from?! Cute

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

@koolaidman60833 Haha 5’9

Who won

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

10 years litigating now & still taking court fits in the mirror 😂

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

@GigaTJefferson You’re completely right a belt would add perfectly here

I never really wear them 🤷‍♀️

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Bailiffs were quizzing ppl walking through metal detectors on music this morning & you bet your ass I yelled out “semisonic” to “who sang closing time”

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

You'll never be more useless as an attorney than on an extradition filed with all the required paperwork

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Had a pro se opposing party go off on me on an email with a clerk, OP called me a piece of shit bitch

All I replied was “please file this” and clerk replied just to me it’s been filed

Can’t wait for some day in court to come back to this email

[love drops @lovedropx]

BILF (book I'd like to finish)

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

Today another attorney in court was telling me he was prescribed an STD medication, and I think maybe I come across as *too* approachable

[mama litigator @young_litigator]

@croptopsllc Hugs! Trying is such a mindf*ck of emotions, & a lot of time done hidden/in silence. I relate! Especially being over 35 with ya there. You’re not alone! 💛

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Do birds fly?

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Jesus died for your sins. I bill for them. Resurrection is free. Representation is not