Kenneth D. Owen

Ex-Pro Baseball player. Civil Lit/Appeals. TX & Illinois Licensed. Not legal advice.

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

At Quadros, Migl & Kilmer PLLC, we help clients with matters ranging from transactional, intellectual property, bankruptcy, and civil litigation and appeals. Feel free to visit our firm’s website for more information about the attorneys at QMK: https://t.co/SnTEjMeZcD

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

I got an email about how to read maps backwards…

It was spam.

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@DietCoke_Esq @mmsmithlegal Ooh. These are fun. Morgan is the one to go to for related matters. 🤘🏻

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

@jurisdonut :

If your kid isn’t hitting tennis balls, pecans, or beans in the back yard every day without you asking, they have no business being in a “travel,” “all stars,” or “blah blah blah” league.

They are absolutely not going pro at 8-10. They are emphatically not going pro between 11-18 (in the U.S.), and they are not, statistically, going to play in high school or college anyways.

If you want your kid to be good enough to achieve anything in baseball after the age of 14, let them swing and just play. Let them play against anyone and everyone—good, bad, local, older, younger, doesn’t matter just let them play the game. The less “elite coaches” the better because half of them are not “elite” in any regard. But most importantly, don’t cage your kids to “elite” travel ball teams when they don’t do elite practice.

Calvin from accounting isn’t going to give your kids the reps and practice necessary to get better. Why waste the money and your kids confidence only to come to the same conclusion—they are not going to make it to the bigs (statistically) without something huge and surely without natural talent. The latter is only available to those who play the game naturally.

[Dane @EnadZT]

My son is in Coach Pitch All-Stars and the amount of drama has been wild. The idea of Coach Pitch All-Stars is already silly because 75% of this game is whether or not Calvin from accounting can throw a strike from a little league mound (he can't).

[Shield Down @shield_down]

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[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

Tonight’s KO Meal:

I have not decided on a name, yet.

But I am leaning toward “Italenoff.”

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

Me to my wife: “Coke Zero makes me a Hero.”

Her: “Did you take your meds today?”

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@jurisdonut @YeahISedIt_54 Had a guy on my team in college we called Bigger Country. A first baseman who was a massive corn fed man at 18 and wore these gloves. He crushed…

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@jurisdonut @dinger_dudes Woah… his line started there and had to go to the secondary first base… wth?

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This was spectacular.

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For brunch, my menu is: Golden Fried Potatoes, Kimchi Scrambled Eggs, and a side of Bacon.

For starters—Le Potatoes

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@jurisdonut @nut_history Sir. This is a family resort.

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@jurisdonut @nut_history I just played catch. My glove is still pretty stiff. Haha

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@kirkjangel No, they don’t. And when you point it out, they say “thanks” then complain about the bill verifying all the junk.

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

A&W Cream Soda. Used to be $0.99 ($1.07 after tax). Delicious.

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

A&W Root Beer. Is mine

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

How am I going to deal with [XYZ] right now? I don’t know. But, knowing myself, I will. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

@jurisdonut @JomboyMedia Banned from baseball for life. Am I Rite, @PeteRose_14? (picked a rando. lol).

[Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law]

@jurisdonut @ChrisCotillo LOOOOL.