Jarfel

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@scottmerkin My bad, Scott! Didn’t realize you were a fellow Wolverine. Carry on.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@scottmerkin Nice going Scott, you jinxed it.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@PKSubban1

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

P.K. Subban consistently has the worst fits I’ve ever seen. What tf is he wearing tonight? He looks like a 13 year old Amish girl on her wedding day.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

Bang. Sugma.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

Fuck you chipotle

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

The end of the spurs bench is hilarious. Olynyk, Plumlee, and Bismack. Some absolute legends of the game

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

There’s a new panda express in Chicago and it’s doing absolute numbers. 5 workers just fucking grinding

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@BarstoolNate You just don’t know ball. How do you not know which machines don’t make you take out your computer? You’re the reason it’s slow. Negative ball knowledge. Shrink.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

4.5% chance at the No. 1 pick...

RT for good luck 🤞

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

You know it’s bad when they release the UFO files to cover it up #tinfoil

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

The Bryson Graham era has officially begun.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

I’m gonna cry

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

AYO DOSUNMU TONIGHT:

43 POINTS
4 REBOUNDS
2 BLOCKS
13/17 FG
5/5 3PT

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@Mike_kim714 Dying for a new head cover

[clipper jones @IWantAFutureToo]

It’s Masters Eve ⛳️ 🌺 and the Wolverines are National Champs 🔵🏆, but we are obliged to update the people on 2026 March Madness ATS Record:

34-29, +2.1U 💰
All Time: 184-137-2, +33.3U 🤑
5Yr Return = 10.3% 📈

Outpacing your favorite ETF, Happy Hovland to all who celebrate 🎯

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Doc Rivers:

- Prevented the Magic from building a superteam
- Carried to a title by the BOS Big 3
- 0 Conference Finals with the Clippers
- 0 Conference Finals with the 76ers
- Most blown 3-1 series leads ever
- Ruined the Giannis Bucks era

Most fraudulent coaching career ever

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

@IWantAFutureToo @SethDavisHoops L

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

 Slim reaper

[Hoops at Duke @Hoopsatduke]

If this shot doesn’t go in, Duke doesn’t win this game.

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

The callus that has been on my big toe for 15 years is now just gone

[Jarfel @Young_Orthodox]

Got a pedicure for the first time today. Shit is sick. Highly recommend