Mitcнyツ

Why seek validation from a world that crucified a perfect man? Dum Spiro, Spero🏂

[Mitcнyツ @Young_nuelson]

@FabrizioRomano Wants to leave Psg bench for ATM bench😭

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Me changing graveyard cuz they put me next to a a Ronaldo fan 😭

[Mitcнyツ @Young_nuelson]

@Bongx_ndosie @Ligue1_ENG @selecaoportugal @PSG_inside @PSG_English Him no rate Ronaldo, I'm dying😭

[george @StokeyyG2]

4’11 Joao Neves bagging a header

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

The WC is turning into a literal anime arc!

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Mbappe, Messi, and Haaland to Ronaldo

[k🎱 @crtfydyapper]

messi at 20 messi at 40

[Mitcнyツ @Young_nuelson]

@TheHateCentral

[Duke of Chelsea @dukeemil1]

@FabrizioRomano Let it be known across the nations, that he is Him!! He iss whoever He says or thinks He is.

[9️⃣ @Pxxdwskiii]

I deadass missed a Messi hattrick cause I preferred to go to “sleep”

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular

To make papa proud hard gan

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

mbappé at halftime realizing he’s mbappé and this is the world cup

[custom7. @customwyd]

sign that contract extension, please barcola.

[Andre @_AndreCA7]

La vida desde que empezó el mundial.

[Mitcнyツ @Young_nuelson]

Barcola converted his first chance of the game

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

La vida desde el 11 de junio:

[mariano @mariannno_]

yo en la madrugada dandome cuenta de que si no me enfoco de verdad voy a permanecer atrapado en el mismo ciclo por el resto de mi vida

[Mitcнyツ @Young_nuelson]

@FabrizioRomano Niggas really not touching Doue's spot in teams. Barcola gotta work

[custom7. @customwyd]

today i feel french