Basic military salary before Tinubu : N49,000
Basic military salary now: N100,000
Basic military salary from next month: N180,000
Only one Jagaban 🔥🔥🔥🔥
These same people will come on Twitter tomorrow and tell Northerners they’re the ones living in poverty while they’re living in paradise.
Meanwhile, look at them fighting over ordinary Akara. 😂
You really can’t make this stuff up.
🚨 BREAKING:
Famous British comedian Mr. Bean:
I feel ashamed on behalf of the United Kingdom for allowing Israel to besiege two million people in Gaza, cutting off electricity, water, and medicine from them, and then claiming to defend human rights.
🇮🇱Netanyahu at 6:00 PM: "I'm going to NYC. I'll speak truth to this hateful official. Let's see him try to arrest me."
🇺🇸Mamdani at 6:05 PM: "ICC issued a warrant. I back it. I can't arrest you. DC can. I'm asking the feds to act. NYC doesn't welcome war criminals. We will defend human dignity." 🔥🔥
Bro with metal Spine. Zohran Mamdani is now most popular leader in US.👏
🚨 BREAKING:
US House Representative Mike Bost rebelled against Israel's genocide in Gaza:
"Islam has nothing to do with this matter.
To support Palestine, it is enough to be HUMAN."
Notice to those who are HUMAN!
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