AbuseYourIllusions

I joined Twitter because I have nothing to say.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

I'm a genius and any sane society would be tossing cash & women at me.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat It leaves hints throughout media and culture.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

There’s one central brain that controls you all and I need to find it and destroy it

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@AlphonsUnem *insert John Bowden quote about crawling towards the sun with a knife in your teeth*

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Guy at work tried to remove a cyst using a pocket knife in the portajohn and got sepsis.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Amphetamines are an adequate substitute for water.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat I 100% believe the rumors.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat He's going to do an exo-womb thing with an Evangelion character.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

I see no God from up here.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

@LeGigacat Doubt the pocket knife was sterile either.

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@LeGigacat He had to take his pants down to get to it I guess.

[mr online @Absolunar]

just be yourself :)

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

You really have to constantly express pretty surface level thoughts in general to be successful. I'm just too intelligent. and nuanced for success.

[AbuseYourIllusions @YourAbuse]

Truth be told there is nothing that can hurt you health wise if you just believe that you are invincible. The word placebo is biblical in origin, it's is quite frankly sorcery.

[Glen @diremerlin]

The For You tab is what you make of it. It projects your personality. If you don't like it you may not like yourself.