All Father💙💛

Creator of Gods | Oldest being in existence (bitch I CREATED existence) | Enjoy your life however you want; all afterlifes are real

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

We need a new conspiracy theory. Any takers?

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

I'm currently managing half a million other planets with intelligent life not including the alternate dimensions; give me a sec to get to you guys 🙄😤

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@real_baldr You're a God, not a Leprechaun

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@thegoodgodabove Then what the Heck was all that "I am the only God" stuff in the 10 commandments?

[Cthulu @EldritchCthulu]

Why is Achilles pronounced Achilles but Tentacles not pronounced Tentacles?

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

I need to smite someone. Any suggestions? 🔥⚡

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@thegoodgodabove Well said 👏👏👏

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

Let's not forget that Gay also means Happy! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜😄

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@god Hey man, you designed them. That's on you

[Cthulu @EldritchCthulu]

Happy Pride to all the Queer land dwellers! 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

Happy Pride Month to all! If you use this month to push your political opinion, stfu. Let them have this ✨🏳️‍🌈✨

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@SirlssacNewton Couldn't you have invented it in space? I've been floating around for a few thousand millenia and I'd like to touch solid ground

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@SirlssacNewton Crumpets

[Cthulu @EldritchCthulu]

@PlayStation Make your consoles waterproof. Can't play any of the games about me

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@SirlssacNewton Spot of milk and 7 sugars. Could you also send it on a ship into the endless cosmos? Should reach me in a few millennia

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - Universal Binary God in Futurama (yes he's out there somewhere)

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

@EldritchCthulu Sexy

[Cthulu @EldritchCthulu]

Imagine a London accent except underwater, lots of gurgling, speech in an unknown Eldritch language, and it turns out it was never a London accent. That's what I sound like.

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

The most accurate comparison I've heard for the USA as a country is as a man on stilts. The stilts work for him, keep him up and they take a lot more work than walking, but everyone sees him as a joke

[All Father💙💛 @YourAllFather]

God, Jesus, and the Holy spirit walk into a bar... He orders a drink