Awkward Vampire

Your friendly neighborhood awkward vampire! Likes: back scratches, the smell of crypt moss, love, bio labs. Dislikes: direct sunlight, mean people, loud noises.

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Here's to you Mister President @BarackObama

[primecutsnovel @primecutsnovel]

RT @josh_millican Teaser Trailer Arrives For Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Along With New Pics: The newest... https://t.co/TiRYs97bDv

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

@GroupAnon @YourAnonNews Boycotting would hurt the money but also the athletes who are from the slums & are symbols of hope. Seek to reform.

[Bats without Borders @bats_w_borders]

Prof Rodrigo Medellin & Dr Luis Viquez-R urging us to raise the bar for migratory bats #batconcervation #IBRC2016

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It's not that hacker/techno culture looks down at humanity, it's kinda like we wonder wtf humanity is doing. Common sense is a thing tho.

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

@jacklewiszombie Exactly. It makes me think that they don't have enough confidence in their storyline for the remake.

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

I don't think the new version is as creepy. The reason being that what made Tim Currys is the "normal Bozo" look. https://t.co/a1GDfFtXt9

[Jack Lewis @jacklewiszombie]

Is the new Pennywise (left) as creepy as Tim Curry's version (right)?

[Refugee Olympic Team @RefugeesOlympic]

Thank you for all your support tonight ❤️ #Hope

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

#possession #grouting #grout

[primecutsnovel @primecutsnovel]

#saturdayslaughter s/o @LDGforever1388 @YourAwkwardVamp @Jamiehoneybutt @WiCkdme @tinfoilhatprods @HaileyMidol @PRforhorror @SJ_Lykana

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

basically any time you laugh it can count as the "last laugh" on a matter of conflict from your past. it's up to you.

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

#Anonymous #OpTrump https://t.co/vgxlIriWuY

[RT @RT_com]

#Anonymous declares ‘total war’ on #Trump (VIDEO) https://t.co/eaToHStbSX

[Jim Jourdane @JimJourdane]

Bats do great things for our environments. In many ecosystems they are key pollinators and seed dispersers.

[Jim Jourdane @JimJourdane]

There are 1300 species of bats! With that many species, bats account for 1/4 of all mammals #fieldworkfacts

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

@primecutsnovel Hope you are having a great week!

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

What every stylish person should have in their closet. #bat #awkwardvampire #halloween #chic #style

[Awkward Vampire @YourAwkwardVamp]

@SJ_Lykana Love it! Namaste! *squeak squeak*

[primecutsnovel @primecutsnovel]

Golden Valley High School English Teacher Former Addams Family, Children Of The Corn Star http://t.co/aBbFt6ig4d