Adam The Man

It's yo big daddy! Been here FOREVER. Got two naughty sons with my lovely wife, Eve. Anyone know how to bake apple pie? I'm considering a divorce. ;P

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@pewdiepie Beyonce would be jealous

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@pewdiepie I was coincidentally scrolling down my feed..with a heavy ice-cold bowl of vanilla icecream.now I'm choking on it from laughter😝

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@pewdiepie FABULOUS! ❤️😜🙆💖 lol My present.

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@delilahofsorek @SamsonDaMessiah OMG #prostitute

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

Sorry to tell you, son @Cain_12345 but @gEVEnesis and I did. His name's Seth, the direct decendant of @noahhhh1 and all of humanity. #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

OMG @gEVEnesis You look fabulous, gurl! #womancrushwednesday #iknowitsnotwednesday Best first woman ever! #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

Fun fact: Hey @noahhhh1 , I met your dad when I was 874 years old. I was the best great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa ever. #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

Fun fact: You probably didn't know that we had a third important son, Seth. He was ALSO a direct descendant of @noahhhh1 and everyone. #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

Fun Fact: It was hilarious when @gEVEnesis mistook the pile of fig leaves as a bed instead of my dirty laundry. 😂 #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

Guys. Bad news. Dad caught me reading his diary and I dropped it down to Earth. Oh well. What bad can it do? #pfs5 #bible #YOLO

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@Itsyoboi_Abel @Cain_12345 You two better work it out or its a 20 minute time out. You two have been VERY naughty. #pfs5 #sinful

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

We should have eaten you instead of the fruit @Erpentsay Now life is tortuous... @Cain_12345 @Itsyoboi_Abel @gEVEnesis #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@Erpentsay Candied apples?~ #pfs5 @gEVEnesis

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

God's Diary- Turns out God's alter-ego is the Messiah! He is to save the world from @gEVEnesis 's-I meant OUR original sin! 😝 #pfs5 #big5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

God's Diary- I heard about how Jews were exiled from their homes. I can SO relate guys, being tossed out of paradise and all. #pfs5 #big5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

I was the start of civilization (Human Big Bang). Without me, @noahhhh1 wouldn't exist or @moses_man_ and the Promised Land. #pfs5 #big5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

If @gEVEnesis didn't eat that apple, maybe there wouldn't have been a need for the 10 commandments or the slavery. #psf5 #big5 #temple

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Dad just told us about his alter-ego he was gonna send to Earth soon. Heard he needs to find a good mom. Unlike @gEVEnesis #big5 #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@Elijah_Bruh2018 @ur_hookah_Jezzy Ouuuu you two fight like a married couple. I'd know cuz..... @gEVEnesis #pfs5

[Adam The Man @YourBig_Daddy]

@gEVEnesis Because God's diary is a bit sexist. Hehe #menrule #pfs5