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I put the laughter in slaughter

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@FLDadReborn “if a minor.. sets off the detector.. a parent.. must take off.. (the child's) shoes.”

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@c1c2c3c4c @pooldemo @poignant_potato Any hollow shape becomes a boat if ground/rain water can surround it. Basements can do this during construction if drainage isn't managed

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@data_republican If she wears a collar with a tag, it may be clanging, or snagging on the rim of the bowl?

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@Savannahtony @data_republican It looks like Frank has seen some sh*t

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@MattWalshBlog "Silence of the Lambs homo fantasies" That's a banger!

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@_Stocko_ I always assumed it was whether it came off a roll or not

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@emm0sh Tighten 'till it strips, then back off 1/4 turn

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@Viralfizz And now everyone on the job site has Mesothelioma

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@redsteeze @KingBrokenT But not in a gay way

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@ProfMJCleveland The Closer

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@tcm If you close your eyes, Sterling Hayden's voice could be Mr. Bookman the library cop on Seinfeld.

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@KubrickPoint I just noticed Mr. Grady is also Alex's Dad in A Clockwork Orange

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@NovaNova266079 I half expected the bear to knock it over and take a crap on it.

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@kat_maryb Oh yes they call him the streak

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@greg16676935420 @DanXAura I think it's because Greg isn't bitching about his payout

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@tecomalupepepe I don't know what that was, but it was awesome!

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@ComfortNumbing @desert_starr_57 @Kneon That is correct and you need a "decorator" to hang posters and pictures on the walls of your booth

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @BrandonDonkey2 At the bottom of Lake Superior

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@guitarcenter The Sheik Yerbouti Tango by Frank Zappa

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@Zenophus_ @BradRTorgersen On Futurama, it's the national anthem on Zoidberg's planet: https://t.co/8EuWnjqaDU