Andrew

Ponderous.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@dick_nixon That image description is 👌🏼

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Every day we stray further from the Lord.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Fuck it, let’s give this Twitter thing another go. It’s just harmless fun that never backfires in real life.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Did we ever resolve that whole Kony thing? #IceBucketChallenge #slacktivism

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

I want Jack Bauer's cell phone battery. That thing never dies. #24

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I took this to inspire and uplift people. Please RT to those who need a pick-me-up

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@NeubyWan Fired a talk host I liked. And since Pandora/Apple Radio make their music channels obsolete, exclusive talk is their one big draw.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Weapons qual for Terminus Defense Force is pretty straightforward: hit the target, or don't. Either is fine. #TWDSeasonFinale

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@JimNorton was brilliant at Va Beach Funny Bone. Do go see him tonight. Glad to catch his show while home on leave.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Planet Terror, Death Proof, and Alaskan White. Sunday afternoon done right.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Tsunami watch in effect. Hopefully the island doesn't capsize.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Superdome lights return as all 53 49ers are lying motionless on ground. Whereabouts of Ray Lewis unknown #SuperBowl

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Today's prediction: Seahawks over Niners, 55-3. #seahawks #dontstopbelievin'

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

Alright, boys. You gave them their mercy points early. That's very honorable. Now please play some real football.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@Mikemartens Heh, I saw Top Gun when I was young. Rocky, on the other hand? 2006-ish...

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@Mikemartens Our Congress is bicameral. Senate is blameless? #schoolhouserock

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@Mikemartens Agree on the need for outreach. GOP should embrace PR statehood, and make Rubio, Cruz, Martinez prominent figures. For starters

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@Mikemartens Yep, he's good people. Perot was also a favor in 96, though less so. Factor in 80, 84, and 88 and the numbers level out.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@Mikemartens That's a very good point... in a world where Ross Perot never existed.

[Andrew @YourBuddyAndrew]

@ChefAdamBowers Do you mean everything you say?