Your Canadian GirlFriend

Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

I'm excited to be able to share with you Season 2 of Danger! Health Films. We're all about Drugs, Dropouts and WKRP Cameo.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

Does Twitter still exist? I sent this 18 months ago.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

the anniversary is here!

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@MJMcKean has he not seen the YMCA sequence from Can't Stop The Music?

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@SenThomTillis @SenTedBuddNC You're looking rough. Is your health an issue?

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

Grok: Halt And Catch Fire.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

Why have I moved over to Bluesky? Because I used to get 2,500 views of a single post in 1 day. Now it's a week for everything on here? This place is crap. Catch me over at Bluesky - same name - same leaf.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@JoshMankiewicz did not say what you wanted to do with your family.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@ManMadeMoon we are trapped in a Peter Watkins movie at this point.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@AoDespair This is a woman who less that a week ago wouldn't let him kiss her on the lips and she's just standing there with giant glasses. This is one of Elon Musk's robots.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@chrissteinplays it would make watching TV less annoying for September.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

Why don't Trump and Elon get married tonight?

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@fullcastandcrew he's been giving a Brando vibe for a while - guess if the last thing you saw him in was Titanic, you might be surprised.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@JoeLeydon Happy Pump and Dump Day!

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@BBCWorld Felons get to vote in florida.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@anylaurie16 if they can get "captured" by Ukraine troops, they can become citizens of South Korea.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@MrAlanSpencer I should go to Taco Bell...before RFK Jr bans them for his Road Kill Cub Cafes.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@roywoodjr Reality Stars stick together.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@msbsexton Dr. Phil is a shill.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@m_millsey Massachusetts is Tonic Land.

[Your Canadian GirlFriend @YourCanadianGF]

@DrMatthewSweet it's tough. i expect to hear the sounds of my old three legged cat coming down the hallway.