Jimmy Olsen

Held against my will in St Louis MO. My baseball heart lies along the Red Line in Chicago. I wish I were taller. Or I wish my parents were. Meh.

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

My happy place...

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

@JeanneMoos How does one get in touch with you? E-mail ([email protected]) being returned...

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

Yes he did!

Too bad the game wasn't one inning long, or we'd have had a shot at winning...

This is me, sad.

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

And now Schwarber just obliterated one!

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

@farnorthsider @MLBastian They should have supported him by going against his expressed request?

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

@fergieajenkins @Cubs Just brought the Collie home Monday... his name is Ollie.

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

Why? You only like NJ ass?

[michael canter ✨ @MEdwardCanter]

Finally got the license plates for my car but I think there’s been a mistake made by the DMV

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

All I heard were Trump supporters saying how bad America is... the America Trump is in charge of?

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

This does not sound like "conservative" behavior.

In fact, it sounds kind of... liberal.

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

@CubbySteph @SonRanto If I Were A Carpenter, Johnny Cash

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

What? Did I read that @pstrop46 was DFA'd by the Reds?

Theo, you gotta...

#GoCubsGo

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

What the everloving fuck???

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

Checked the box score

Looks like Chatwood is back

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

Wait... I'm older than Doug???

Aw, man...

[Kelly Crull @Kelly_Crull]

Wishing the happiest of birthday's to one of the best teammates of all time & hands down one of the best in the biz! CHEERS to you & year full of smiles & blessings @dougglanville! This is a BIG one bud! #50 #MLB

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

Easy, Demp...

He wasn't there for all 11,000 of them!

[RyanDempster @Dempster46]

Congratulations to @D_Ross3, win #11,000 for the @cubs! He really is Grandpa Rossy!

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

But... But...

I was told RBIs aren't a useful statistic.

Now they ARE??? Geez, baseball is confusing...

[MLB @MLB]

The Machine keeps climbing higher.

[Greg Huss @OutOfTheVines]

If you’re an umpire and Kyle Hendricks shakes his head at you, that’s when you know you screwed up.

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

I can't imagine going out of my way to watch 6 people named Trump...

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

😩

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

I'm at work today.

My boss won't like the sentiment, but I'd rather be sitting on a cooler in Indiana right now...

#500miles #IMS #Turn3

[Jimmy Olsen @YourCubReporter]

@ChrisDiedrich @darth You could wait all day for a confession, but it ain't coming...

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Nobody gets let off the hook for this. Nobody.

#TheyAllKnew