Daddy Wayne

Ladies man, fast food guru, 2 time mahjong champion. Dont dig 2 deep I might be your Daddy. ask your mom.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@CFB_Pat GA fans bitching and crying?-just another normal day. Suck a Dick boy

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@watermanbbb Glad you didn’t shit in your pants something about that McDonald’s coffee it gets me every time.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

I thought about something today. On the tv show my 600lbs Life not one of them were single. They all had a spouse. So go ahead and eat that damn honey bun

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Woke up this morning with a real bad taste in my mouth and my breath smelt real bad not sure if it was from the seasoning on them ribs the 3 cigars I smoked last night or the 3 cooter cats I ate last night.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@BennyBurt5 You ever had a Blumpkin? It’s Life changing add that to your list.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Just found a Coors Banquet in the old Igloo shit I thought a drank them all last night. What’s everybody eatin today Linda just pulled up with some hot bananas pudding

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Got Greenwood and Toby Keith playing on the old speaker got the grill smoking up some ribs got a igloo full of cold nattys Merica

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@Jossywt24 Sometimes you act and sometimes you fall in love with that pussy. I’ve had my worst and best while filming porn.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@bonesthavol Heard there is a lot gay bars in Savannah sounds like your butt hole might be their fun spot to hit. Be careful

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@ErwinWaste @watermanbbb Go suck another dick

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@BennyBurt5 40oz Bud Ice and an Iced Jumbo Honey Bun is the perfect snack around 3pm

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@watermanbbb Been with a few of them myself some of the best I’ve had it got a lot easier after they started selling beer. One gal had a biscuit and bacon smell had me hungry as hell

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@jensxburner No commitment here so it ain’t cheating just out here running hoes

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

@RoyceDuck312222 Sign me up big guy

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Tuesday night special @goldencorral all you can eat steak bout to meet a few good looking broads over by the dessert bar tonight Drank a 15 pack of miller lite before I left the house.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Been out here under this bridge catching catfish all day. I don’t know the limit but I got about 30 in a bucket. These night crawlers ain’t playing games

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

As I sat @McDonalds eating my biscuit and drinking my coffee this morning that instant urge hit me I hurried to the men’s room only to find the stall was taken. It was that moment I realized it was the sink or my pants.

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Just fainted twice at the plasma center tryna take dis ho out for Mother’s Day

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Does anyone know when we supposed to start buying toilet paper for this Honda virus

[Daddy Wayne @YourDaddyWayne]

Got 3 dates with a few moms this weekend. Happy Mothers Day Weekend.