Sick & Tweeted

All these tweets lost like tears in rain:

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No matter how much mascara I put on my dick I can't seem to make it thicker, fuller or longer lasting.

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@realphilhendrie Where’s Jay Santos when you need him to conduct a three point takedown

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@TheChulaDiaries I love Santa photo bombing in the bg

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@sullivnx It would b ur coffin with high thread count sheets

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@TempJeannie

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@kayla @sweatheartmoony I’ve heard rumors of one

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@RaeReports I always wondered what the War on Christmas sounded like now I know

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@turtledumplin Breakfast’s on and Paula Zahn.

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@TheChulaDiaries How do you staple papers together and why is the right answer 3?

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@TheChulaDiaries Just gonna go ahead and drop this again right here and see how it plays out.

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@Wewillrocku66 The Roofer!

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@tifany_shemille When the wiper blades get turned on, so does the windshield.

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@frank_stop @JarJarFan69 @coolsneakers16 • Leaving no leftovers

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@TempJeannie Pretty specific reference.

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@TheChulaDiaries Well....

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@trashtastica That Captain Morgan-spiked whatever the hell you had looked kinda good. Do u recommend it?

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@ConnieMcChicken @loveandhatela Could be Vito’s with extra cheese

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@TempJeannie It’s you... in a can.

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Everyone in California chanting
about hurricane Hilary:
“Sop her up! Sop her up!”

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@clownworld I would ask her to hurry up and finish eating so she can give me some space. Why is she eating so slow?

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@SixBrownChicks