Buddy The Elf

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

This Buick is dirty! http://t.co/jgW9qHxm

[Daniel Tosh @itsdanytosh]

You tell that cocksucker Romney, anyone who fucks with big bird fucks with me.

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

It's Monday but hey, there's only two more until Christmas!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

Christmas is so close but yet so far away...

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

#WeCantBeFriendsIf you have never seen Elf!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

You sit on a throne of lies. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

#YouCantBeTakenSeriouslyIf this is your Christmas tree!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

Why is Elf not on Netflix?!?

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

The only thing better than Christmas is... oh wait nothing is better than Christmas!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

Not now Arctic Puffin!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

*Eats cotton ball*

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

The world can't end on December 21, because we got Christmas on the 25th!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

I love smiling, smiling's my favorite!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

SON OF A NUTCRACKER!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

RETWEET if Elf is one of your favorite Christmas movies!

[Buddy The Elf @YourElfBuddy]

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.