I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything.
― Norm Macdonald, 2016
🚨BREAKING🚨IT IS MIKE EVANS - MARSHON LATTIMORE FIGHT WEEK.
For the 8th season the two division rivals will face each other.. they have had some ICONIC FIGHTS.
Both of them have been suspended for multiple games after playing each other.
CANNOT WAIT�
YOU jumped off the bench and cheered when Carter bulldozed Clark and said she had a special whistle
YOU followed her around for 2 minutes pointing to your finger.
YOU went on live during the championship celebration still taunting.
Then YOU went and cried victim when you lost.
It’s the 14th round of your fantasy football draft. You’ve drafted 3 tight ends, consumed 18 chicken wings, deleted many beers & aren’t sure if you have a quarterback but your buddy just brought you another beer