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That’s right I’m back

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@snowierpie83532 The chapter is saved!

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Giving up Women for Lent a Thread:

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Closing my Robinhood account feels like the end of an era.

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Did you do your taxes? Only a few days left!

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@dancemomeli You don’t?

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Me in my kitchen eating a bowl of brownies after doing absolutely nothing all day

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So Lil Yachty released a psychedelic rock album and it’s un-ironically kind of good.

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I also ran into @KevinTehSweg there. It was a Five Guys kind of night.

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I was at Five Guys and I saw a sixth guy in the back! But then I just realized I was bad at counting.

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@snowierpie83532 Spending the $5 on Good Fellas and the rest on wine. Then we inviting the boys

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@_Jachob The humans were comically evil. At one point this human captain character was like “we can’t hunt here the natives will attack us”

The evil military man - “that’s the point”

Captain - “well alright let’s make some money”

Then they start doing the most inhumane whale hunting.

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The only person in the theater to see Avatar rn

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@WhoDatJoeyV There are two types of people in this world Joey. Winners and people who are one bet away from becoming one.

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@p_eluso Go get tested bro

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@snowierpie83532 Yet you’re still here. Cheers to you

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@snowierpie83532 Why the Austrian Economic system is the greatest:

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How does a bank lose money? Like just go find it

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I am canceling Wednesday from my life