Your typical Elite Smash Ganon

Ganon Mains are oppressed by anime women with big tits

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

wtf he's real!!!!!1!!! 😭😭😭 way better than those waste of tits Pyra and Mythra 😈😈

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

This is how smelly and stinky Pyra and Mythra are. Ganon, on the other hand, smells like Terry Crews in an Old Spice commercial.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

@GalaxyVEVO2 I am He and you are words.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

This artwork can make the Mona Lisa piss it's own poo.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

Oh yeah, Fuck Pyra.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

My favorite book is Star Wars.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

Perish, woman.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

Anyways, that is one reason why Ganon mains are oppressed by Pyra and Mythra mains. My truth will be reality one day gamers.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

Pyra and Mythra are based. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Your typical Elite Smash Ganon @YourGanon]

The pancake shape of my balls is the reason why flat Earthers believe the Earth is flat, because those sheer cretins have mistaken the beauty that is down under my pants for another earth, those babies.