YOUR GAY GOD™

I actually said that I was good at 'Interior design' not 'Intelligent design' Maker of worlds and other stuff. Chief amongst all. The original Atheist.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Seems like I've been alone for eternity.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Never forget. It doesn't matter who you are with, you're always on your own.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Dear America, you're once again getting a turtle on a gate post.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

America, you absolute bellend

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

It seems that American's really are that dumb

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Your prayers are worth shit.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Hello Mexico, get ready to build yourself a wall.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Satan isn't such a bad guy.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

I'm absolutely sure that I made myself up.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Frankly I'm shocked that you're all still here.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Pfft

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's My birthday! I'm turning ∞.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Honestly, I could just eat you all.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Yes, this is it.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

I love a sausage on a fork I do.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

This is awkward....

[Lilith @Lilith_Atheist]

Let's be honest, it's more likely that Jesus was gay than God.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

Well....

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

@lillai23 Get a grip. Man up. Grow a pair. Stop whining. Chin up. Head down and carry on.
Your Gay God has spoken, So shall It be.
#NailedIt #GotYouSmiling #AlongHotRelaxingBath ❤️

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

You know those times when you feel so horney that you'd probably shag anything? I'm like that with my mum.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

I have unfinished business in the toilet.

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

NEWSFLASH! No politician, absolutely NO politician, is in it for anyone else but themselves.