Homelander

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

When Messi passes you the ball in a situation like this and is already making a run, just make sure he gets the ball back, no matter how the fuck you do it. Once he receives it back, he's putting it in the net 9 out of 10 times.

This was one of the reasons he scored fewer goals at PSG. Most of the time, he simply never got the ball back. Instead, his teammates would take the ball and try to score themselves, only to end up getting blocked by defenders or hitting it straight at the goalkeeper.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@jayjayr01 Bro, you cannot disrespect a player of Pelé's or Maradona's caliber like that by spitting facts. What are you gonna do if Ronaldo goes and complains to Piers Morgan about it?

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

Shut your hole, cunt. Journalists are biased toward Messi, managers are biased toward Messi, and team captains are biased toward Messi. Everyone related to football is biased toward Messi. But somehow, the only people who aren't biased are some stupid cunts all over the world, because France Football has introduced an award where one person can cast 10 million votes if they're willing to pay 10 million.

Someone said it right: Pendu fans have brains inside their asses, filled with shit.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

So, by your stupid logic, Messi has more Ballon d'Ors because, at that time, coaches and managers were voting. I'm not even going to bother verifying that. Let's see how many Ballon d'Ors Messi and Ronaldo have won since FIFA and France Football went their separate ways in 2016, cunt. Messi still has one more than Pendu, even after all those motherfucking excuses. What the fuck are you going to say about that, cunt?

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

I said FIFA and the Ballon d'Or are no longer together, so the Ballon d'Or now has nothing to do with FIFA. I said coaches don't vote anymore. They used to when the award was integrated with FIFA, but now FIFA has its own separate awards, and coaches still vote for The Best FIFA Football Awards.

I said journalists can have their favorite players, but they cannot be biased because they have to follow certain criteria for the awards. That's why Messi wasn't even in the top 30 in 2022 and 2024. What's your explanation for that? If Messi is the journalists' favorite and journalists can include whoever the fuck they want, they would have included Messi at least in the top 30 in those years. They didn't, and that's how fair and transparent that award is.

The Ballon d'Or was fair when Pendu kept winning it in 2016 and 2017, but since he stopped winning, it has suddenly lost its credibility. What kind of stupid cunt are you?

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@elvis_spear @dolo_dame @Kelvin451145 Messi is not a whore like Pendu, that his fans have to love him by spending money on him.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@elvis_spear @dolo_dame @Kelvin451145 This is what the official Ballon d'Or website has said about this tinpot award. Use Google Translate to understand it.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@ukporo1 This is what his trophy cabinet would look like if things could be won by paid votes.

[Sebas Crackbol @Crackbol10]

La cuenta oficial del @ballondor, saca un comunicado en donde deja expuestos a los bicholovers por que el premio que le quieren comprar a Cristiano Ronaldo, NO es oficial ni se entregará nada de manera presencial, solo es una encuesta y los resultados se mandaran por email 🤣🤣🤣❌🏆

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@Crackbol10 @ballondor These idiots even thought it was a Ballon d'Or.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@Tommitsqp @Tbag__1 Wow, didn't you earn enough money this month by selling your whore mom, pimp? Go fuck your mama on her ass if you are feeling depressed. Or join your step dad to have double penetration with your sister. That's the kind of stuff you racist motherfuckers are good at, cunt..

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

They might have their favorite players too, but they cannot include any player without considering their performances. If they could, Messi would be nominated every single year, and he wouldn't have finished 5th in 2018.

And for your fucking information, the Ballon d'Or is not voted on by managers or captains. It's voted on by journalists from around the world who actually know what they're doing.

You see, Pendu fans have this kind of half-baked knowledge where they don't even know that the Ballon d'Or has nothing to do with FIFA or the national team managers and captains of different countries. That's the kind of dumbfucks we have to deal with every day.

The FIFA Best awards have that kind of voting system, and Messi has won that award the most times too. The Ballon d'Or used to have that kind of voting system when it was a combined award called the FIFA Ballon d'Or.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@Tommitsqp @Tbag__1 Funny how you are probably writing this while your whore mother is sucking off your dog hybrid dick, and your sister is probably fucking her stepdad.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@Tommitsqp @Tbag__1 Wow, big words from a pig or dog hybrid who pimps his own whore mother and sister for money. No wonder your whore mother likes a dog's dick so much. I bet you sometimes fuck her too with your half-dog dick.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

Are you dumb or something? I explained in my very first comment: you cannot take an award seriously when it lets you vote as many times as you want, as long as you're willing to spend money to vote. Fans' validation is important, but it should come in a proper way. One fan should only be able to vote once. Is this some kind of fucking joke or something, where you can vote as many times as you want just by spending money? Why the fuck are you repeating the same shit instead of just reading my original point?

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

What a fucking little cunt you are. After everything I explained, you're still barking like an illiterate, loyal dog of Pendu. We don't care about this award, but we do care about how you dumbfucks are trying to make it out to be something bigger than it actually is. If Pendu were actually a better player than Messi, he probably would have more actual Ballon d'Ors than Messi and could have taken his national team to at least one World Cup final. We don't rate that fraud until he does that, no matter how many low-IQ, illiterate, loyal dog fans he has barking for him.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

I don't even bother to check wherever the fuck you're from. But based on our little conversation, I already know you were born as a result of your mother getting fucked by either a dog or a pig. You're an interspecies hybrid creature who pimps out his mother to people and takes a commission from it. Your wife is actually your sister, and you pimp her out too. Your entire family is built on a whore business, and sometimes, when customers demand something else, you yourself join in and suck strangers' dicks, taking their cum inside your ass, motherfucker. You charge extra if your mother, sisters, or wife have to fuck dogs or pigs.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

What a fucking joke. This award is flawed. I would’ve said the exact same thing if Messi was winning it. We don’t rate trophies that can be bought, farmed with money, or tied to the right agent.

Messi has won the actual award — the Ballon d’Or — three more times than Ronaldo. That’s the one that actually matters. When https://t.co/3hx1a3JMN4 and other outlets have named Messi the best player of all time in their rankings, Messi fans didn’t run around screaming about it. Online polls and paid-vote schemes don’t change anything. Messi proves it on the pitch. He’s 39 and still playing at a level where he’s a legitimate front-runner for this year’s Ballon d’Or. That’s why he doesn’t give a fuck about these commercial, paid vote-farming pots.

Ronaldo does. Look at the Dubai Globe Soccer Awards — the one closely linked to his longtime agent Jorge Mendes. Mendes was one of the key figures behind it from the start, and he’s won Best Agent there almost every single year. Ronaldo turns up and collects them like clockwork: Best Player multiple times, Fans’ Favourite, Middle East Player, Maradona Award, whatever else they invent that season. That’s the kind of award he actually chases.

Messi already has the most of the award that carries real weight. He doesn’t need to spend money or lean on agent connections for the ones that don’t. Keep hyping the paid-vote and agent-linked bullshit. It doesn’t move the needle.

[Homelander @YourHomlander]

@Tommitsqp @Tbag__1 Your mom sucks my dog's dick and eats its cum like a lollipop. Tell your mother to take a shower before you send her over to me. Otherwise, I won't pay you the commission you usually earn from pimping out your own mother, cunt.