Brandy

Only slightly abrasive.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Elon Musk is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

There is no sweeter sound than a dozen text notifications after stirring the pot in the family group chat 😌

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Lindy Li @lindyli]

Within seconds, police shot at an unarmed man 90 times over a traffic violation in Akron and handcuffed his dead body

It took the police 78 MINUTES to kill a gunman in Uvalde who slaughtered 21 people with an AR-15

This is where American policing is today

[julia hava @binchcity]

The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

hahahaha I love the oscars so fucking much

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

@SimuLiu There’s a great modeling documentary called Zoolander that should help!

[Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12 @lis_ashlee]

An NWSL owner just won an Oscar 🥲❤️

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

Reading people’s reviews on different strains of weed is the 2022 self-care activity that I didn’t know I needed.

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

Watching #WandaVison, crying, and working out all at the same time. All I have to say is, ouch 😅

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

If Disney+ doesn’t give us a Korg spin-off where he prints enough pamphlets for his next revolution, I will be pissed.

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

I’m so excited to announce that I will return to being a heartless demoness this year, seeing as my attempt to have feelings left me utterly disappointed.

Looking forward to the journey back to the dark side 🖤

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

Today I learned how Maria Anna Mozart (yes, Wolfgang Mozart’s sister) was also a gifted musician but was forced by her parents to stop touring to get married and now I want to set something on fire.

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

My mom just called me a slut in the family group chat, how’s your morning?

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

I’ve been working from home for nearly a year and I still wonder if the neighbors have gotten used to me screaming “PAPA YOU ARE SO HANDSOME” at the dog every hour.

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

@Ohhh_Alyssa It’s what she deserves 😌🏆

[anna ◡̈ @notablyanna]

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

[Brandy @YourLocalBrandy]

Today is a good day to open a bottle of wine & have a good cackle 😇

[Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12 @lis_ashlee]

Me sitting on my stoop, watching the lifted trucks with Trump flags flee Sacramento before noon because nobody showed up to overthrow the government:

[Complex @Complex]

Amanda Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in U.S. history, really just did that. 👏 #InaugurationDay

“There is always a light, if only we’re brave enough to see it. If only we’re brave enough to be it.” – @TheAmandaGorman

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