(Aster)ia

21, they/them, humble hedonist

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

seeing a lot of you disappointed that Clancy didn’t top some album charts this week.
you stop it, right now. do you know how proud I am? of you guys?
you absolutely CRUSHED it for us this week. seriously exceeded every expectation i had.
any artist that focuses on these charts has completely lost touch with what matters.
you guys mean the world to me. you’re my group. and this is a really good group.

this is just the beginning of bringing this record to life.

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@takeETSalert your bus driver just closed the door on me and crushed me and my backpack, and didn't do anything until I was yelling at him. What is wrong with your service? I use the bus daily and can't have a normal, calm ride regularly thanks to your drivers.

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@realChad007 @ctvedmonton Incoherent 16/yo boy posts meme on a news article that makes him look like he Jack's off to his moms pics

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@giedimine All I'm saying is maybe AO3 doesn't need cp on it?? Or are you defending the cp on a03

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is horrible don’t ever forget that.

[Moonpie$ | 🌙🥧 @Moonpie_5]

@JeannaFroese @yegwave I’m sure Brownell Elementary would love to see this comment, you need to really understand that what you say on the internet is now there forever. I’m embarrassed for you and you work around children, pathetic!

[✷ BJ ✷ @wornsword]

i'm not gonna lie. those 30-40 year olds who go out to play dnd weekly with their meganerd friends are kind of living the good life

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@DavidDavenchy All these broke lil boys still have a lot to say about someone they don't know

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

congratulations this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@CityofEdmonton I'd bet money that in a month you'll have them all closed and people will be freezing to d**th again in no time

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Found a very sick email I sent to Club Penguin in 2008 that’s so slay

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@yarthkins This is responsible

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

When people say 'they're growing before my eyes!' about a baby, like yeah that's what they do? Isn't that why you got one?

[the bugaboo @yarthkins]

i love owning cats! i love the fine layer of dust and cat hair that exists upon the surface of every inch of my home that never truly goes away!

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

Waiting for @blink182 @markhoppus @travisbarker to come back to my bar, I promise its not always metal pirate music.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I think it would be fun to run for office because I’d get to watch my opposition try and consume every piece of content I’ve ever made to find things to embarrass me and, by the time they’re done collecting their 20,000 page document, the election’s been over for six months.

[Throwback Halsey @throwbackhals]

7 years ago on March 24th 2016 Halsey on the bathtub via instagram

“🌹”

[(Aster)ia @YourLocalPunk]

@FrenchBrutus "I'm a terrible person because I have a sex addiction pity me help me"

https://t.co/kHd1YOpdam