Steven Trolinger

Actor, VO Artist, Podcaster, Purveyor of Silliness

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The New York Times recently published an article entitled “6 Picasso Shows to See This Year”.

In honor of the master’s work all 6 shows will run at the same time all smashed up next to each other.

#jokes #funny #NYTimes #Picasso

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The CEO of Adnoc, the United Arab Emirates national oil company, has been controversially appointed the president of the UN’s next climate change summit.

In related news, local farmer appoints pet fox as new henhouse overseer.
#jokes #comedy #climate #COP28

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I wish I had been a wrestler when @TheRock was. I would’ve called myself Johnny Paper and every time I covered him to attempt a pinfall I would’ve cut a promo on the mat shouting “PAPER BEATS ROCK!” #joke #WWE #TheRock

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@LaurenAKennedy Them and Home Depot. Home Depot: Home for Grandfathers who need to get out of the house for a while

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Gov. DeSantis’ new Disney Oversight Board was embarrassed to realize the previous board had stripped them of much of their power. However, a Disney spokesman revealed the new board can unlock more of its authority by buying the Disney Gov’t Plus Pass for $299 #jokes #LateNight

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@Omundson 🎶If I were a jolly blacksmith…🎶

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@SteveCarell Hey Mr. Carell, could you and Greg Daniels do a Space Force spin-off show about the Joint Chiefs with all the same actors please? Thank you for your attention.- Steve

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I have a deep and abiding love when I consider the potential inherent in humanity…and an unquenchable rage at our constant pivoting away from it to run willingly into our worst natures.

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Come next summer 5 year old Me’s 2 favorite movies will have Broadway shows running and I’ll be goddamned if I’m not in at least one of them. @BeetlejuiceBway @BacktotheFuture #BacktotheFutureMusical @rogerbartoffic @AlexBUpdates

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@PFTompkins I’m here. Where are you? @LargoLosAngeles

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@LaurenAKennedy I’m 36 and Demonic Possession is still up there for me so…

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If I get this worked up on Haunted TikTok videos, you should see me go off on the Ancient Aliens guy… #comedy #funny #spooky #haunted #hauntornot

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The classics never go out of style. Mostly because the companies behind them are entrenched monopolies. But still… #Classics #style #capitalism

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Dear @rianjohnson Please make Knives Out 3 a “murder mystery on a train” movie (Throw in some Silver Streak vibes too)…Also please cast me in it. These are my wishes.

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#donotgointhere

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⁦@JimCarrey⁩ NEW FAVORITE SHIRT/COSTUME PIECE

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Oh man. It’s been bugging me for years. Finally figured it out. Ted Cruz looks like Phantom of Krankor from Prince of Space. Whew…Less charismatic than Krankor but still…@MST3K @BillCorbett

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@JWCrump What’s the time signature for that? 4/4 Time?

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@johnkrasinski and I are only 4-5 years apart age-wise @MarvelStudios. We could have very easily gone to the same super-science university (Especially considering how much smarter I would be). Just sayin’…#Doom #DramaticSplashPageReveal

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Guys achieving World Peace is easy. All we have to do is unite Earth’s gov’ts, allow for universal tolerance of thought and diversity, and eliminate hunger and want. Bing bang boom. #Problemsolved