Jack

who wants a clatter

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Put her into first gear and rev her up
Gewa jula
Gewa bat woman
Lil stomper, look at the steam coming outta your ankles
Gewa jula
Stick that roast beef on for Wednesday we’re liveee
Gewa
That’d take your floor boards up in sheconds
That’d take the steam outta your kettle

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pep Guardiola: "If we play like the second-half against Arsenal at Wembley and they play like their second-half during 95 minutes, we are going to win”.

“Well, maybe not, because football is unpredictable. But we will be closer. That is what we want...”.

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Yeah, what he said, united fan for the day🙏🏽🙏🏽

[MUFC Away 🇾🇪 @mufcaway_]

Tomorrow. We fucking go for it from the very start unto the end.

Most of their fanbase can’t name more than 6 City players before 2008 without using Google.

Straight into them noncey blue, banana shagging, 115 Financial Charges, cheating, oil money corrupt cunts 🇾🇪

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Nunez is the man😂😂😂😂

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Iraola’s Reds @IraolasRedz]

Genuinely the maddest player Liverpool have ever signed and I can’t love him more

[Fs Laputa @Fs_Laputa]

Wataru Endo vs Chelsea. Phenomenal! 🇯🇵

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Unlucky yea smelly Tramp

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

@WilcoFtbl ??

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Alexa! Play “party” by pawsa on Spotify🥳🥳

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Buckingham Palace announces King Charles has been diagnosed with a form of cancer

For more on this and other news visit https://t.co/NEDMP2uP6W

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

@DylanByrne111 Weirdo yea🤯

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Have a smoke in the shower this fella

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Ah stop will yea

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

An emotional way to start your Christmas 🥹

Here’s Dáire’s story… and a special day he’ll never forget ❤️

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Hahahahaha he’s that horny he’d ride the crack of dawn if he woke up early enough

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

I’d honestly box the head of that fat bitch, fucking wet brain

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Nella is the literal definition of an uneducated, entitled idiot. I fear for her generation they will struggle
https://t.co/6Zr61d4dOE

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Delighted, couldn’t happen to a better person🤣

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Megan Rapinoe’s final professional game was cut short as she limped off inside the first five minutes of the NWSL Final 💔

(via @AttackingThird)

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

This is top 5 videos on the internet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

The best goalkeeper on the planet by a country mile aswell, unbelievable

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Not a dilemma now😂😂😂😂

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

DILEMMA:

Manchester City will play in the Club World Cup semi-final on the same day, or one day before a potential Carabao Cup Quarter Final.

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

No Alisson is criminal, easily the best keeper in the world😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Ballon d’Or — Yashin trophy for the best goalkeeper, list unveiled 🏆✨

Marc André ter Stegen 🇩🇪
Dominik Livaković 🇭🇷
Emiliano Martínez 🇦🇷
Thibaut Courtois 🇧🇪
Aaron Ramsdale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Mike Maignan 🇫🇷
Yassine Bono 🇲🇦
André Onana 🇨🇲
Brice Samba 🇫🇷
Ederson 🇧🇷

[Jack @YourMasArsee]

Pity the brick she got hit with didn’t give her permanent brain damage, Tramp of a thing

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Watch these in order.

Surprise surprise. 🙄

Retweet if you are sick of this shit.