Marks & Spencer

Pouring scorn upon budget supermarket scum. Obviously not a parody.

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@WaitroseDesk Excessively high price tags are far more effective, and considerably cheaper to produce. @xtinewallis

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@WaitroseDesk That's if you even get to the checkout, with the 2 hour queues and all the staff gassing in the aisles. @thecoopfood

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@thecoopfood You 1950s throwbacks can only dream of selling mass-produced slop to the upper classes. @WaitroseDesk

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

Sorry @xtinewallis but this is simply not true. We operate a very strict rodent control policy. @WaitroseDesk

[(((Christina Wallis))) 🐝 @xtinewallis]

@YourMnSOutlet @WaitroseDesk Sorry M&S, I've seen loads of commoners in your 'retail outlets' probably just using the toilet. I've seen them

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@WaitroseDesk We sell Hovis for a higher price than Hovis does. Suck on that. @thecoopfood

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@WaitroseDesk What you talking about? You get most of your slop from the same suppliers!

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

Fuck you @WaitroseDesk bitches. The middle to upper class market is exclusively ours.

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

Not just any blowjob. An M&S blowjob.

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@Aldi_Offers Who needs socks when you're emptying your rocks?

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@thecoopfood We've all seen the piss-stained queues in your shops. @xtinewallis @Aldi_Offers @AldiHelpPage @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@thecoopfood *Rich @xtinewallis @Aldi_Offers @AldiHelpPage @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@xtinewallis We consider ourselves a Retail Outlet. We have class. @Aldi_Offers @AldiHelpPage @thecoopfood @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@Driven_Wheels Aldi's Jeremy Kyle customers have already stripped and sold that for parts. @Aldi_Offers

[Wolf @FearTheWolfman]

@Aldi_Offers
The Wolf likes to spend many an evening riding around your car park whilst drinking hooch & showing off on my BMX. Discount?

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@Sainsburys_ Rather than reduce prices, we keep margins high so we can afford the slickest advertising campaigns.

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@AldiHelpPage @xtinewallis @thecoopfood @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam Bitch please. You don't even help the punters pack their bags.

[AldiHelpPage @AldiHelpPage]

@YourMnSOutlet @xtinewallis @thecoopfood @ASDA_HelpTeam @CostcoHelpTeam shut up Marksies nobody likes you mate.

[Marks & Spencer @YourMnSOutlet]

@Sainsburys_ Come on man, you know what wealthy people are like. Fucking weird cunts.