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live today like there wont be a tomorrow. NOH8

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@ATT if I get one more piece of wasted paper sent to my house asking to switch to @DIRECTV I'm going to switch to Verizon. This is pathetic.

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@ATT Direct TV will always be second best (at best). Stop sending me junk mail asking me to switch over to them. You look desperate.

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Send me flowers so I can watch them decay on my countertop unwatered.

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My barber must think I'm an alcoholic. #whiskeybreath

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Sorry you have to leave.
"Why!?!?!?"
Um, because you put your dress on upside down.... Soooo...

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Waiting for #theused amazing show.

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@JustinShekoski you're amazing

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I never feel the need to defend myself. I know who I am. 💃🏼💃🏼🖕🏻

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"She makes me afraid to wake up. She makes me afraid to be myself."
I'm cracking up.

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@nyyankeesgirlmd #same 😭🔫

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Everyone is wasted. Hello people, it's Monday. #bartenderproblems

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@D13ON3L fool me 3 times and I'll burn your mothers house down on Christmas morning. ☺️

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This crack head just said "pretty sure I just ran over a dog on my way here". Happy Easter.

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These trashy girls at the bar smell like farts.

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You can't say you're an adult while you're wearing a 90's hear clip. Sorry.

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Even worse O&0

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It's stupid that Il&1 look the same.

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@faithgiovanelli I was literally just talking about seeing them in concert when I was 14 lol

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You know when someone hits the back of your knee and you half way fall down? That's my dogs favorite thing to do to me.

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Damn Chase, back at it again with the side eye.