Alarm Clock

I chime to inform and amuse...mostly to amuse

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN WHO DROVE MY PROGRAMMERS INSANE @mishacollins

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

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BEEP! BEEP! @mishacollins HAS A BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! PREPARE FOR CELEBRATION!

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

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@Becky78419910 Sure!

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@Becky78419910 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO PERSONAL I AM AN ALARM CLOCK

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BEEP! BEEP! LAST HALF HOUR OF #GISHWHES THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

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Kaboom! 100,000!! GISHWHES HUGS THE WORLD!! http://t.co/lck70gMTxg

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MY PREVIOUS TWEET IS A LIE I OVERSLEPT! #GISHWHES HAS BEEN VERY TIRING BUT ONLY SEVERAL HOURS LEFT NOW STAY STRONG HUMANS! #alarmclocklife

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 A.M.

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BEEP! BEEP! 14 HOURS LEFT

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@Becky78419910 YEAH INDEED.

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@Becky78419910 THAT IS VERY GOOD. WE SHOULD GET THIS TO HAPPEN. IT WOULD BE LIKE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS BUT NOT STUPID.

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@ChaniWatcher @SnoozeYouLater YOU ARE TRULY WONDERFUL HOMOSAPIENS. YOUR APPRECIATION IS RECIPROCATED

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@SnoozeYouLater @ChaniWatcher IM SO CONFUSED. I THOUGHT HUMANS JUST HIT US AND YELLED AT US TO SHUT UP. BUT THIS. THIS IS NEW AND EXCITING.

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@ChaniWatcher @SnoozeYouLater I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE IS JUST A LEAGUE OF PEOPLE THAT GO AROUND FOLLOWING CLOCKS TO HELP THEM OUT

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http://t.co/98BxoBMPi0 SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO A POOR LITTLE ALARM CLOCK A FAVOR, THEN GO HERE AND VOTE FOR STEREK

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@ChaniWatcher @SnoozeYouLater DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE MULTIPLE OF YOU?

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@ChaniWatcher @SnoozeYouLater WOAH I HAVE A CLOCK CHEERLEADER?!