Eva Mermaid

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

I don’t need a guy with a Lambo, I’d much prefer one with a truck or a classic vintage car 🤌

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Do you think people over 35 are still allowed on the internet? 🤔

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Check out my apple tree! I hope it bears fruit this year!

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

How’s everyone doing? Just here to remind you to take it one step at a time 🥰✨

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

What are you grilling this 4th of July? ☺️

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

What are you planing for the weekend? I’m just gonna be home, like the mortgage-enjoyer I am 😂

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@themoonthem00n Idk how does one get this voluminous without knowing how to cook

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Living in the countryside can be a bit lonely sometimes.. if you were my neighbor would you stop by for tea? ☺️

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

I’m convinced now people are ment to spend much more time outdoors than they usually do nowadays. I’m just so much happier now that I can play outdoors as much as I want! Do you agree?

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Finally it’s warming up! I know some people are suffering from this summer’s heat, but where I’m at it was only +15 until like yesterday 😂

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

What people don’t realize is how after turning 30 you stop caring about a lot of societal pressures. Like not overcommitting to all those social gatherings? Yes! Letting the girls breathe? Absolutely!

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@heykizuna Honestly most of the things in life are far better and more interesting

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@memechaotic It’ll probably evaporate faster

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@NoContextHumans Just fold it like a calzone 🤌

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Sorry but why is my feed full of AI?? No one is posting real photos anymore?

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

Do you think she needs to lose weight?

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@Nira_O351 Hello

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@NefflynB Must be AI, why is the bed turned away from the tv

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

What’s everyone planning for the weekend?

[Eva Mermaid @YourNextDoorEva]

@FoodPleaser If no onions I don’t want it