A quick open letter to NY Jets quarterback and massive weirdo Aaron Rodgers, from me, an attorney who for many years represented several Sandy Hook parents... 🧵
https://t.co/nAHjQoZxvk
Lankford: I had a popular commentator that told me flat out, if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you. Because I do not want you to solve this during the presidential election.
- Along the way Richard slaps around Dracula and the mothman or whatever.
I assume you're already furiously dialing your comedy friends to get this made, so I'll let you get to it. I look forward to seeing Richard Ayoade Beats Up A Werewolf!
Your ol' pal,
- Jake
Dear @RichardAyoade ,
I hope this thread finds you well. Please consider making the greatest streaming show of all time: Richard Ayoade Beats Up A Werewolf.
I can't be bothered, so you can keep what I presume will be wheelbarrows full of money.
MB: "Do you know I've just realized: I've driven you to all these classes. I wonder if it knows what I know about what you are going to try?"
CUT TO: Reused footage of RA getting punched in the face by a furry fist.