Mal

If you were to look at your life what would your score on rotten tomatoes be?

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What are the age requirements in this economy to own a house with a ceiling fan? 40? 50?

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Me and my girlies after an absolute feral summer 💅🏻🤗😍

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Who ever designed the chipotle app derserves to be on the Forbes list.

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I hope God himself doesn’t see me parallel park

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X = -B
Plus or minus the square root
Of B squared - 4AC
ALL OVER
2A

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Josh Allen looks like a off brand Chris Pratt

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I go to my favorite restaurants based on their appetizers, not their entrees. Don’t get it twisted.

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Like this to ban grapefruit seltzer’s

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@Venmo Mallory-Halfert @G_Schraeds

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It was the wrench, in the study, with mr. peanut.

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@PatrickMahomes we still love you. No matter what came of it you showed us a good game. Could not be more proud to be your fan. Could not be more excited for the next 10 years.

[gschraeds @G_Schraeds]

Bored af in class

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Why isn’t there a medication for FOMO yet

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If you really think about it Dave and Busters is really just an adult Chuck E Cheese

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Frustration level: Using a Indigo crayon thinking it was Blue

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Are we in a simpsons movie? When are they gonna take this globe off of us?