Your Royal FIness

A Financial Independence (FI) Parody Account crossed with being snarky in a royal way. Bow down to me, I'm royalty.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

The 4 Hour Work Week is a joke. I'm all about that 4 Hour Nap Day #naps #everyday #4hournap #financialindependence #fire

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

But seriously, who cares about $10k

[Military Dollar @Military_Dollar]

Is this another sign of a bot? Y’all are much better at recognizing them than me.

He previously told me to spend the mysterious $10k because “who gives a shit about 10k” so I’m thinking bot.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

@Military_Dollar @EveryFIREblog @LeftoversMan This account is 100% truth.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

New Year, New Us

3 types of relationships:

1. Non-existent (lose-lose - because we are both awesome)

2. Manipulative (win-lose)

3. Friends (win-win)

Let's be friends 😀

[DoYouEvenFIRE @EveryFIREblog]

2019 PF Blog Predictions pt.1

@retirein1500 posts more pics of his balls
@BitchesGetRich stop eating leftovers
@MastermindWithi starts dating another pf blogger
@TreadLightly_RE wins a Plutus award for being the best person
@champgains becomes a FIRE blogger

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

Okay, scratch my last decree.

The most annoying people are the ones who constantly think they know it all and are God's gift to the world.

Like confidence is sexy, but there's a lot of uncertainty in this world that cannot be swept under the rug.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

You know who are worse than peasants?

People who ask for your opinion and help, but then ignore your advice and do something totally different.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

I recieved $100 mill from my tax collectors. It's a love/hate relationship with these dang peasants.

[Young FIRE Knight @YoungFIREKnight]

ATTENTION:

In light of recent discussions I feel compelled to disclose the fact that I received a small sum of $20 from my grandma for my birthday several days ago.

Can’t say I haven’t been transparent with you all since day 1... 😂

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

@thefellowfrugal @cocojamtravels @Simplstic_Steph

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

It doesn't matter to me who you vote for because at the end of the day, I'll be ruling no matter the outcome.

#money #vote #lord

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

Sorry, have been selling to get some cash for my new castle #royalty #castle #money #getoffmylawn

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

I do decree: thou shalt keep thoust expenses of shelter, riding and consumption in mind when thou is budgeting and living.

If thou doesn't obey this principle, thou shalt never be loyalty and instead, stay a #peasant.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

@Simplstic_Steph

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

I've found my soul mate.

[AngryLeftoversMan @LeftoversMan]

Leftovers are for peasants and poor people.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

A royal wannabe, striking down mere mortals, with the principles of DCA and inaction.

[💵 Dollar Revolution 💵 @dollarrev]

@Simplstic_Steph @MastermindWithi Oh, I’m totally an over researcher / consumer of information. Doesn’t change the fact that sometimes the best action is inaction (dollar cost averaging, not changing investing plans, etc)

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

Keeping up with the Joneses is so 20th century.

As a current Jones, enjoy your wealth and enjoy your freedom.

[Olivia Bird | Birds of a FIRE @birdsofafire]

Stop trying to keep up with the Joneses in your career and ambitions.

Amancio Ortega created Zara at 39.

Robert Noyce launched Intel at 41.

Ray Kroc launched the McDonald’s franchise at 53.

You have time. Not everyone is a 20 year old founder. Go at your own pace.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

I just get my maids to do it. Problem solved #royalty

[Angela Rozmyn (Tread Lightly Retire Early) @TreadLightly_RE]

I will never understand how people fold king sized sheets.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

@dollarrev @BitchesGetRich Can't confirm but I agree.

Leftovers are for peasants.

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

Goals. (But 4 hour nap day is what I'd add here.)

[Your Royal FIness @YourRoyalFIness]

I'm bumping Sean Paul from 2005.

How have I forgotten.

It's lit.