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Life in the eyes of a child of Mars.
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Games Workshop, my views are my own. This is a parody account.

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@SantaDecides You are not going to enjoy the shit that comes from this brother.

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@ShitpostRock2 @Halo7_2024

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@reddit_lies I've spent too much time on the internet, because "Salad Cream" sounds weirdly sexual.

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@Skulutun Welp, that's a new sentence that hasn't been written before.

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@ShitpostGate You know somebody would turn it into a fleshlight at home.

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@uniquefurnish @Lunethyst_VT London is currently 52F, humidity 78%, heat index 45F. My low tonight is a heat index of 78F.

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@uniquefurnish @Lunethyst_VT Live in Arkansas. Currently (6:20 local time) it is 90F, 64% humidity, heat index is 103F.

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@ElyayLeader You are correct, I was thinking of the radium carbine, which has not been shown to be included yet.

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@tenmamaemi I use these, prevents litter from being thrown around, and she doesn't like fully enclosed spaces

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@LTYokota Based on the AAA mounts I'm pretty sure that's Musashi.

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@tuuu28283 Congratulations Japan bro, I wish you both many years of happiness and prosperity.

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@danversio No, his best work was calling the cantina music jizz.

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@reddit_lies

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@tuuu28283 Stock trader and gunsmith, bit unorthodox but I don't have to do the normal 9-5 grind.

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@Verdis_deMosays Partially serrated, but this has been an absolute champ at taking everything I throw at it. https://t.co/KpE0EkBuFK

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@KaptainKrunch97 It's all fun and games until the actual psychotic nympho locks her autism-powered radar on you and you alone.

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@Thor_Odinson I have the tiniest but of faith for the 40k series, and that's only because it's been confirmed that Cavil is micromanaging the shit out of it.

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@Thor_Odinson Glup Shitto is not impressed, but would still buy a new Rodimus as long as it doesn't suck.

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@Shiro_AwooVT The men of iron are logical without emotions, titans have no higher thought function, that aspect is provided by the princeps.