Mo Said

Wish I was as high as your horse is

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

ADHD = Constant distraction from discomfort by the world’s greatest illusionist— me.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Someone like Mr beast builds a channel and whoever vibes with that type of content is the audience for that art and tunes in. Similarly, if ... https://t.co/kb72UPztnR

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Walking around Paris seeing ads with Timothee Chalemet that say “CHANEL”. Why would you leave this joke on the table? My brain is expecting Chanel. It ignores Chanel. It forgets Chanel. You paid the man obscene amounts of money. Make the joke. Win the people. Just do it.

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The new Pepsi logo is great but how will we know which way the gravitational force of the earth pulls raccoon dicks with this new non-sensical can.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Just tried one of those @CelsiusOfficial energy drinks and I think I'm having a heart attack but also want to change the world

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Somebody yell cut, Ben Affleck still thinks he’s Batman #Grammys2023

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

@mianasifsaid @kumailn @MojoSupermarket It's our building. But not our billboard

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Billboard of a Pakistani man in a lead role on a building with a Pakistani man in a lead role. @kumailn @MojoSupermarket

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Working remotely is liberating, and working in-person is nourishing -Jono. So true.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Tech bros be like “Its like AirBnB meets Uber but for the hemorrhoid space”

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

I spent 20 minutes this morning trying to figure out what to wear and this is why I’ll never be Mark Zuckerberg.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Here’s an idea… what if we stopped complaining. For like one second.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

If I could just personally convince every single person on this planet that I'm not a bad person, I'd feel much better.

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

There's always a song from your favorite artist that everyone else loves but you don't. Then one day, it's fire. Words you've heard before, finally makes sense. You've learnt something new in life, and you're listening to your favorite translator of human experience talk about it

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

I wish I was as high as my LinkedIn horse is

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

A little bit of success is a great way to find out how many cousins you have

[Mo Said @Your_Average_Mo]

Whoever is still sending me mail… grow up.

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I just started saying shit here because I have no followers. Other places has people like arguing with me haha. I just want to talk my shit, internet

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NGL. Time off was great. Being home was great. But I forgot about the everyday JOY of being at Mojo Supermarket. First day back mind melding with these fools has me feeling like I’m on MDMA (The fact that I’m actually on MDMA has nothing to do with it)

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Meeting someone at a party in Pakistan is amazing because their quick judge question of how well you’re doing in life is “where did graduate from?” and “Michigan State” is a comically disappointing answer to deliver.