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i was raised by an elevator

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On the tables recently for some 🔥🔥🔥 from the homie Deuces #AMS3 #814Family

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You can't spell the american dream without eric andre

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rae sremmiws

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just bachata'd with my cat 😸

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"I can't control my asshole when I'm sneezing." 😂😂

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I swear nfl redzone is by crackheads for crackheads

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it was the boom of times, it was the bap of times

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they're only maraschino cherries if they come from maraschino france. otherwise they're just sparkling grapes.

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"I can't tell if you're trying to fart or make a smug face." 🤣❤️

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happy friday the 13th

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refactored an SQL script that was taking 30 minutes (if temp space didn't run out). now it takes 30 seconds 🤝💪

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the barnacles of narnia

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Don't ever book anything with @hopper. They will steal your money !!

We booked flights w/ insurance. Had to book sooner flights due to a death in the family. @hopper and the insurance company XCover are refusing to refund the initial flights.

@HopperSupport

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dear god, please let our future kids have my girl's hairline.

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@espn is it just me or did they leave her on the floor too long?

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SHE SAID YES !!

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can we use emojis in passwords yet?

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my new bowling ball is so sick

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@VISA_RXIII they drop sonething every week lol

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Her: Who ARE you ??
Me: I'm him.

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bought my first suit and overcoat. bout to be fly as hell for this wedding 😎