Ecstacy

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[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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[Rayan @rayansadri]

I’ve never seen so many people in their late 20s and early 30s just fucking around with absolutely no sense of direction until I moved to Toronto.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo announces he has LEFT PORTUGAL NATIONAL TEAM CAMP. 🇵🇹

“After the National Team coach’s press conference, and following a conversation with the President of the Portuguese Football Federation, I have decided to leave the National Team training camp”.

“In due time, I will tell all Portuguese people the truth about the reasons that led to my departure from the national team, to which I have always dedicated myself”.

“Now is the time to wish good luck to Portugal and to all my teammates”.

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

It was a great day ... Happy weekend Lagos.

[Complex @Complex]

Someone said 99 men to go 🦍😳

A wildlife photographer captured a dramatic moment when a silverback gorilla in Rwanda punched him in the face.

[ 📸: @christophecourteau ]

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Have a wonderful birthday, Thiago Silva. 💙🇧🇷

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If the Nigerian Ministry of Foreign Affairs sends representatives to go to the US and sign partnership and sponsorship agreements with American musicians, publicists, entertainment lawyers and journalists, whoever signs such a deal will spend 5 years in federal prison for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA).

In Nigeria, the US equivalent of the MFA (US State Department) has been doing exactly the same thing for the past 2 decades, embedding itself all over Nigeria's cultural and media spaces, and the natives involved are rather basking in the glow of being the "special selected few" chosen by Father Christmas Hamirikkka.

Nigeria has no FARA, so it is an open highway for anyone to come in and do as they please. The energetic, actively-consenting, long-suffering ashawo who always gets robbed by her clients and never gets paid, but who thinks enduring abuse from white men is a badge of honour, so her legs never close.

When that revolution comes and you see people like Osi Suave facing summary execution alongside your Aisha Yesufus and Yemi Adamolekuns, and all your celebrity artists immediately disappear into exile, don't even waste your breath shouting about "dictatorship" and "human rights" because you sef go collect.

This ashawo industry will end one day.

[Ecstacy @Yourmanslut44]

@XO4lyfe__ You got this Kee

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Wishing Frank Lampard Sr a happy birthday today 🎂

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Gangs back together 🥹

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

New ad by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Bro just exposed every female that gave him head for a free Tattoo…🫪😭☠️

[PURPLE 💜 PRINCESS 👸🏾 @XO4lyfe__]

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Light work. 😮‍💨

#CFCW

[Ecstacy @Yourmanslut44]

@msexyhaitian Well, how did you come to this realization? lol

[osama ✯ @realestos]

.@davido

[Ecstacy @Yourmanslut44]

@msexyhaitian Hahaha, happy birthday 🥳

[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

You never see a pocket pussy for sale in CVS/Target/Walmart.

The female gooning economy is so large that nearly every American retail chain allocates shelf space to it.