Yours Truly, Ted

#Ted. Yes, I am on Twitter! You got a problem with that? Blah blah blah #STFU! #TOLO (Ted Parody)

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

What sorcery TF is this?! #PIDay2015 “@kaungko: HAPPY PI DAY! 😆 #UltimatePiDay”

[Kaung Ko @kaungko]

#MTVStars Justin Bieber

RT if he's #AllThatMatters to you! https://t.co/KsHM5bibrN @justinbieber

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

“@kaungko: #MTVStars Justin Bieber

RT if he's #AllThatMatters to you! https://t.co/OBLN45MJWL @justinbieber”

[Kaung Ko @kaungko]

#MTVStars Ariana Grande

RT if you believe she's gonna #BreakFree and steal all awards! https://t.co/tbEBssnFLJ @ArianaGrande

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

“@kaungko: #MTVStars Ariana Grande

RT if you believe she's gonna #BreakFree and steal all awards! https://t.co/8QdSCx831L @ArianaGrande”

[Music Quotes @Music_Voices]

“@kaungko: #MTVStars Taylor Swift

RT if you believe she deserves #MTVStars. https://t.co/azXN9IwOP6 @taylorswift13” #TaylorSwift

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

“@kaungko: #MTVStars Taylor Swift

RT if you believe she deserves #MTVStars. https://t.co/aKEFCJ9NfM @taylorswift13" #TaylorSwift

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#ReplaceAWordChangeaMoviePlot Guardians of the EXs - It's YOU, not me! My guardian angel will smite you, you filthy liar!

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

Saving Private Ted #RomanticActionMovies @midnight

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

I have a 2 inch one! #2in1
Intel inside if you wanna feel it, girls!

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

I like that bitch #Sharkeisha. Harder, harder, oooooh ya!!!

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#imnotwearingpants

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#askholland You got anymore of this I can tap?

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#RoyalBaby!! I present myself to you, your little highness! Those biatches John and Lori hate me.

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

Nobody fucking said "#TED"? #FictionalCharactersIWantToMarry

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#FiveWordTEDTalks Thunder buddies for life, right?

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

Joined the Christian Mingle dating site today... Going through the profiles and asking myself, "Who would Jesus do?" #fakeconfessionnight

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#LyricsThatMeanAlotToMe "... You can’t get me, Thunder, because you’re just God’s farts." #thunderbuddy #fuckingright http://t.co/NQpJb0lM

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#WaysToGetSlapped Squeezing boobies. Just for you though. I can do whatever I want with my bitches and main squeezes. #noproblem

[Yours Truly, Ted @YoursTED]

#TellMeWhy? Because fuck you. That's why!