Amanda

I'm the mom of three awesome children, wife, actuallyautistic, writer, and sometimes I sing. If you want to follow me, do it but, don't expect brilliance

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

A friend and I did a collaboration cover thing of "all the pretty girls" by kaleo. Just fucking around

https://t.co/cNO31u5Kje

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Lotta Catholics forgetting/suddenly having an issue with the infallibility doctrine I see. Hm. Interesting.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

How mornings should start.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Hey so.... Jacking off to your co-workers through zoom is pretty fucking scummy. Jacking off to porn, while on zoom with co-workers. ..also VERY FUCKING SCUMMY. I do NOT care of it's accidental. He got caught, he didn't fall over and "accidentally" stroke his cock on camera.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Connor is set on being Sonic, so we are making costumes. Lilith is gunna be princess peach, Ashton is being the personification of chaos, like every day.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

@YeOldeWordSmyth @averykimball Fuck that movie, I still have nightmares about the opening scene, specially now that I got a family with young kids. Again I say, fuuuuuuck that terrifying ass movie

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

@32mbit 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Everything bagels are superior to all other bagels.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Much needed ritual bath ..... https://t.co/05UiB7q1jf

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

"why are you still isolating??? Just send the kids to public school" fuuuuuuck all the way off Karen. This why. Plus homeschooling is the superior option and socialization can be better accomplished outside kid prison.

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

Two additional deaths were also reported Monday, bringing the total to 288. In a typical year, that would make coronavirus the seventh leading cause of death in the state. https://t.co/91trPZ15t5

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Gunna take time, lock myself in the bedroom and try and write. I can feel the walls crumbling.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

My eldest is outside our door singing the potato dog some trying to get me to come out.....I can't move cause I can't stop laughing. I can't breathe. This is how I die. I want him to sing this song at the funeral.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Amy Thorn, the registered nurse from West Virginia who recently spoke at the Republican National Convention to defend Donald Trump’s response to the COVID crisis, has been arrested for shooting a woman in the stomach during an argument: https://t.co/kvWcgteiPt

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

This one today....*sigh*

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Everything bagel egg sammich to break my fast today. Coffee is hot, is cool outside and the wind is strong. Lovely autumn morning in South Dakota.

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

Him: * stares at me for a good solid 30seconds while I try not to die laughing on the floor* " I was gonna make egg rolls"

[Amanda @Yoursinmadness]

*me desperately trying to convince my husband that the oil is just too old to use*: seriously it's been like 3 days, look I think I even see a leaf.

Him: "but honestly what's actually wrong with the oil?"

*me try not to make eye contact*: "it might have orange clean in it"