YouthMinProbs

Expressing the anxieties of student ministry one tweet at a time. #stumin #uthmin #youthminprobs

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Nothing says “love” like carving your girl’s name above the toilet at Cici’s Pizza! #GavinandHayleeForever

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I definitely said “bootyism” when trying to say “Buddhism.” That was a tough one to overcome...especially for my 6th graders! #youthminprobs

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@StillInFlux For sure! I’m gonna have to check out the Hebrew and see what word translates into “booty.”

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@StillInFlux Not gonna lie...I laughed as I read that. 😂😂😂😂

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@StillInFlux That’s fantastic. What translation?

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Just registered for @ymconclave! Who else is gonna be there?

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@dan__manning I love that! I hope that’s for leaders only!

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Shoutout to all my peeps doing lock-ins tonight! May the force be with you! #youthminprobs

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This is the toilet paper in our youth area. It’s obviously been wet. Only the finest for the students, right? #youthminprobs

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Just booked my hotel for @ymconclave! Who else is going in January?

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You might be a youth pastor if... #youthminprobs

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There should have been a class in seminary on how to deal with idio...err...power hungry deacons/elders. #youthminprobs

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Everyone wants to see the youth ministry grow until it makes them give up their seat in the worship center! #youthminprobs

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Essentials for youth camp! #aspercreme #youthminprobs

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It’s midnight and there are 15 guys bunking in one room. The smell started about 4:30. It’s gonna be a rough week. #youthcamp #youthminprobs

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Dear @ChickfilA, I’m sorry for what my 8th grader did to your men’s room this afternoon on our way to youth camp! #donotgointhere #youthminprobs

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@Rev_Norespect My poop shoot is on fire!

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If you go into a meeting that begins with “We’re not here to beat you up...” it’s going to be a rough meeting. Just in case anyone was wondering. #youthminprobs

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Some of y’all out there posting “He is risen” but y’all don’t even know who “He” is! #youthminprobs