ToperHatYT

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s

[ToperHatYT @YtToper]

Playing chess cause the Super Mario Bros Movie just randomly stopped
I proceeded to then blunder the queen in the next 10 moves

[zeelo the hedgehog @1zeelo]

Posted my meat in r/micropenis and someone said "this gave me hope"

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

>Went to Uni
>Skipped the Gym
>Got groceries
>Day is over

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

how she's moving in the replies:

[femcel fatale 🦷 COMMS OPEN @lexia_solve_e]

Prescript-generated yaoislop

[😭💀💯 @sobskull100]

power scaling is so strange to me like I genuinely don’t get it
what has Bakugo ever done that would even begin to suggest he’s multi-continental

[林肆_🍄 @04_UvU]

“食”指
食欲代行者
（中文的“食指”带着食物的含义）

[am i lydia test @LydiaY007]

Anyone got a party at their house?

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

my husband: "Stop feeding stray cats! They will never leave."

also my husband: "I'm going to sleep outside to keep the stray cat warm."

[coral8 @8000coral]

*paws at you* why did you draw me
*paws at you* why did you draw me
*paws at you* why did you draw me
*paws at you* why did you draw me

[Yume HOMESTUCK ARC #JULIADORATWT STILL A MAESTRO @ringposting]

Awwww They want to be friends!

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

It’s called “thrusting your hard penis into a firm, barely compromising mattress” and if you can’t discern *within* your first experiment with it that it’s obviously not sustainable long term then you kinda deserve the fucked up dick.

[Kindtthias of #pmtwt ( 🎂 soon ) @CaringPawPaw]

// dude.

[𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗺'𝘀 𝗨𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲 @shalomunspace89]

They want men to believe false accusations, lol...

[cosmic. 🇯🇲 (REPLAYING PSYCHIC SPECTERS‼️) @cosmic_c0llapse]

this nigga might be a genuine psychopath

[🄽🄴🄸 (ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊 ℂ𝕃𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻) @NeitheYAGI]

This bug likes deliveries

[Nightmare SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

“Microsoft And Epic Games Suddenly Agree That AI Is Theft”

[هلال @4LPH4C4T]

when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes