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[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

What my toddler eats for lunch: spaghetti, egg, grapes and banana.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

What my toddler eats for lunch: jollof rice, chicken, apple, donut, juice, coleslaw and water.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Foretold.

[Butch Jackie @butchjackie_]

What did i say

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Wicked girl.

[dani🍒 @luv4deee]

i didn’t call you my ex’s name because i miss him. i called you that because, for a split second, you reminded me so much of how deeply i was once in love that my brain associated you with the memory of his name. i love you and you know it.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

University inside 3 bed apartment. Lmaoo

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

@SirLeoBDasilva Gonorrhea gono kako

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

😭

[ZAINAB||Executive VA 𝙓 Automation Expert💥 @_ZainabOladokun]

Do you want to cry?

Send this to chatgpt

"if i died and a stranger found this phone and they asked about the owner of this phone, what would u tell them based on everything you know about me, what would u tell them"

Saw this on TikTok 🥹

I'll quote mine.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Nothing to see here, just a teenage boy whose skin doesn’t care.

[Golden Dose @GoldenDose]

بشرة لامين يامال عن قرب تثير الجدل 🤯!

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Steaks are just large chunks of beef.

[Odunmadeit @ODUNMADEIT]

Ejor, steak is gotten from which animal?

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

Blue Fire OUT NOW • made this one with my @symplysimi 💙🔥

https://t.co/WvH3ZEpEoJ

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Reported. Blocked.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

This trending movie has alot of unnecessary back and forth.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Anacon… oh sorry, resting pilow.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Being a Passenger Princess just got wayyy more comfortable 🤭💕 *CC

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Take them somewhere for 3 days.

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

tips for a baby you are trying to wean off exclusive breastfeeding...

but has refused to take in other foods...

[Tomi of ROYAL LINE FOODS @InneInnih]

Its been 18 months of talking stage

Parents already gave their consent

Everything going as planned

Bode already got a One bedroom and Palour self contained on the Mainland.

The wedding dates fixed

Modupe... The bride to be was on a phone call with Bode

She shared her frustrations and suggested they may have to borrow some money to get the cows and goats.

Bode wasnt having it. They had agreed to have a ceremony within their means and No debts into married life.

Bode reached out to his friend who had seen our posts online to share his frustrations and then...

We got a call.

Bode shared his concern, needs and budget

One healthy cow. That can serve at least 600 Guests
Two matured male goats for peppersoup and asun with One Young Female goat.

His budget was 800k.

I calmed his nerves. 800K is a lot for a young man trying to get his feet and is SUFFICIENT to meet his needs.

At this point, he requested to add Modupe to the call.

We agreed for a cow at 550,000. The male goats at 70,000 each and the female goat at 50,000. They had a balance of 60,000. We set that apart for delivery at the brides parents home in Gbagada on the night before the traditional wedding.

We also sent a small wedding gift alongside the live animals. Bode was available to take the delivery of the animals. He was full of deep appreciation and gratitude.

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After the wedding, Modupe reached out to us. She shared with me how that her Mum was able to keep a flask of meat for her from the Beef. They had more than enough meat for the event.

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[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

The MC

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

Who should be responsible for keeping the money sprayed during the wedding ceremony, the groom's family or the bride's family??

[Toke(Mrs💍)❤️👑 @Ollaitan___]

Wait for it, e choke🥰☺️🤪

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

“Sold one to her”

You’re not a good person.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

“Built a house”

“She’s been paying rent since”

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

One of my acquaintances made serious money in 2019. Millions. Built a house, bought cars, and got married. They have a 3 year old daughter together.

He went broke in 2024. She has been paying the rent since then. Things changed between them and the quarrels became frequent.

Yesterday, during one of their fights, she said: "This child is not even yours."

She did not stop there.

"I only used the pregnancy to tie you down because you were very rich. You think I like you? Never."

He left the house and has not gone back. He is currently at my place.

She has been calling and texting, saying it was a joke. That she just wanted to say something that would hurt him deeply.

He has not replied her.

Above all, love God.

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

Empathy in healthcare cannot be talked about enough.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Woman, 24, 'died after she was given oxygen mask not connected to anything by medics who thought she was over-reacting'https://t.co/7UfbM8y4Fc

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

I don’t understand

[𝑨𝒏𝒂𝒚𝒂 ❥ @OG_Anaya_]

Anne Hathaway is pregnant at 43. Could the average woman do the same?

[Ytee_Writes✍️👩‍💻🍇 @Yteewrites_]

You just don’t know it yet 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[Combsbytolani @adet0lani]

My son has been talking about an imaginary sister, sometime he goes “shhh mummy my sister is sleeping” then this night he said Jesus loves me and my mummy and my daddy and my sister 😂😂
Make una help me o, na only him I born o 🥹🥹