Alan

Future drowning victim|Galacta's favorite| Rivals. Pokemon. Valorant. Dota 2

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

Awake, but at what cost?

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

White people love jschlatt

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote]

has anyone thought of making a smart TV that doesn't immediately rot away and have 35 minutes of input lag after using it for a couple weeks

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

Love a good lore drop

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

ok real tip that works, just got a spam call and picked it up and kept yelling at the guy saying i would find him

they hang up when you do this but

CALL THEM BACK and keep asking where he lives

4th call back a recording said “you have been added to the do not call list”

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

@CoolGuy3089 @supermondobeat Dead ass over priced boxes too. I opened tcg and they were $50 over market? From the offical store too???

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

My landlord is a dickhead so every time I cook I pour the grease down the drain :))

[Blood | Collin 🥀 @BloodVariety]

This screen has become my weekly prison

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

Happy medicine day to all those who participate

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

When someone talks down on Johnny Test I know they never had to get it out the mud

[Alan @YuhBoiAlan]

Lowkey fuck Walmart for making me wait like an hour in line for a destined rivals booster and then not letting me add it to my cart

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You read a book on that? That’s cool. I understood it innately from birth

[Tim @Tim123456791011]

Let’s drink pizza and eat soda tonight bro