Yuli

//This was an ex-personal account of mine, now parody. Ignore all previous posts/replies. Owner blocks freely.

I’m Yuli, the boss of the Pages Café.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@RobberDenisBD I hope you have a nice day.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@RobberDenisBD Step into my fucking café. I dare you. Do it and you will drop on the fucking spot.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

Break into the café and we’ll get @ivankorolvv to bite your arms off.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@RobberDenisBD Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@Nussiapresident Go to hell.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum You have a crush on your girlfriend.
The person you’re dating. What.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@alexeitarasov_ Tell your father he still owes me $5 for a drink.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@MironKolbasov Oh!
Yes, sure.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

Philosophy,
Chocolate is yummy. Just like our limited edition chocolate cupcakes! See, I’m trying advertising.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@MironKolbasov Who the actual hell are you.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

World’s best boss.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

//Alright guys who we rooting for

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@Veronika_Kazako Why do you people constantly attempt to ruin my mood.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum @ivankorolvv You mean Ralisa.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

I want to establish this:
Stop with your “67” or “tung tung tung sahur” nonsense. My café is a serious business. Thank you.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum @Veronika_Kazako Yes.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@Veronika_Kazako @WazzupitsNaum Okay then.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum @ivankorolvv Ivan did nothing? Why are you trying to get him involved. I’m old, but I’m not blind.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@Veronika_Kazako @WazzupitsNaum We have regular chocolate cake. What’s the problem with it!?

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum @Veronika_Kazako I don’t have a favorite employee.

[Yuli @YuliTheBoss_]

@WazzupitsNaum End of conversation.