mfw I didn't learn to play that guitar or play them drums and now I gotta break my back installing heavy ass refrigerators and microwave ovens in people's kitchens
mfs talking about “omg when I was in college I shotgunned soooooo many white claws”
bruh the only kind of shotgunning I wanted to do in college was the Ernest Hemingway kind 😭
can’t believe some dude was named Tommy Hilfiger, and he decided “I’m gonna start a clothing company and put my full name on all the clothes”
if I was named Tommy Hilfiger, I’d run in front of an oncoming train