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twEeting....

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

@laserboat999 yesssss if i’ve been slopping out on dust and fat all day i let the grinch fingerbang me so i still get the feeling

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

*listening to my roommate succinctly and clearly explain his moderate social political views* wow bro 🤩 you speak like hitler *remembering he’s black* uhh- i mean MLK jr 😳

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

cirie telling the fans about her new Gun Advantage: Wow guys! This is so incredible, I cannot BELIEVE I just found the Lady Gaga Luger!!

cirie telling tiff: pfft bitch ya i keep that thang on. lady gaga passin the strap for aubry she tellin me to pokerface

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

if they were born earlier, every pro-choice (🤢) quack out there would have been replacing cannisters in the gas chambers

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

explain the thigh gap in my resume? sorry the gaping asshole in my resume?

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

at the subatomic particle club, these strange quarks are fr photohooooeeeessss for my massless dick. you electrons all sitting in the cuck orbital rn

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

yes that’s correct your honor, i fink i frew up

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

hi! for any gen z thinkers just now discovering analytic puritanism, i’m a phd studying noncumming and vanillo. i recommend you read the following fillosophy/episstemology texts:

hegel’s semenonology of spirit
cunt’s critique of pure semen
plato’s repubic / allegory of the cave

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

“yes” would be a great safe word for cnc

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

sorry big dawg unfortunately thats still feathering in addendums towards the weakening of the collective. minus 35 social credit for you today

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

welcome to the grand opening of my high density vegan gluten-free anti-ICE privilege-conscious paraben-free boomer-friendly no shoes allowed cunnilingus workshop eco meal haus: Dog Meat Fuck Shack

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

the burger and the hare

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

because of the epstein files kroger is doing a huge sale on root vegetables

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

isaac newton didnt consider me when he was talking all that shit on infinite motion

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

asian people be like we’re having my dog for dinner but it’s just their black friend

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

white people dogs got asian dog fetish

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

@laserboat999 *mouth full of maggot cheese* my cahntry *doing jiujitsu* has endure *barbecueing a loaf of bread* so mahtch.

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

wuthering heights but jacob elordi is played by kumail nanjiani and margot robbie is harold from harold and kumar. everyone’s gonna be like whoa they got harold and kumar for wuthering heights. nope. just harold

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

this mf must attend larvard, getting a B.A. in buggin

[good dame @YungLadyBoy]

Believe Foids