*listening to my roommate succinctly and clearly explain his moderate social political views* wow bro 🤩 you speak like hitler *remembering he’s black* uhh- i mean MLK jr 😳
cirie telling the fans about her new Gun Advantage: Wow guys! This is so incredible, I cannot BELIEVE I just found the Lady Gaga Luger!!
cirie telling tiff: pfft bitch ya i keep that thang on. lady gaga passin the strap for aubry she tellin me to pokerface
hi! for any gen z thinkers just now discovering analytic puritanism, i’m a phd studying noncumming and vanillo. i recommend you read the following fillosophy/episstemology texts:
hegel’s semenonology of spirit
cunt’s critique of pure semen
plato’s repubic / allegory of the cave
welcome to the grand opening of my high density vegan gluten-free anti-ICE privilege-conscious paraben-free boomer-friendly no shoes allowed cunnilingus workshop eco meal haus: Dog Meat Fuck Shack
wuthering heights but jacob elordi is played by kumail nanjiani and margot robbie is harold from harold and kumar. everyone’s gonna be like whoa they got harold and kumar for wuthering heights. nope. just harold