Now this is really amazing, because B.C. Piezophile, my single-player, underwater mecha immersive sim is not even made by a single person, everything is done 100% with my A.I. called Jeeves, who does all my work for me, I trained him on myself; he is me, and here he is working
Nobody will tell you this but you can just be unsafe with guns, nothing happens, I point one at my head all the time and instead of nagging lectures the absurdity of life actually cheers me on, and every time I pull the trigger I wake up at age 6 in my back yard having gained an existential sense of self and by the end of the day I forget it was all just a dream, only to slowly feel the tepid yoke of memory pull at my shoulders long past the opportunity to changed my life, stuck in the flat circle that is time.
when you know you rolled Inifinite Poop Glitch off the first wipe so you take your shirt offf, switch your iPhone to Do Not Disturb mode and hit play on Rap Caviar on Spotify #ad