Weenie

[Papee @UTDpapee]

Spider-Man : Brand New Day
2026 Full movie

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[birdbath @birdbath]

As a child I'd submerge myself in the mcdonalds playplace ballpit, just enough to be unseen while still being able to breathe. Kids would come in laughing & playing unaware of me. I found comfort being so close to joy without the pressure of engaging. One time I convinced amother kid to join me in doing so and although he seemed to enjoy it at first, when everyone else left the area I swear I could hear his thoughts next to me which were full of unease and sorrow regarding his parents' recent divorce, which sort of spoiled the whole exercise for me forever.

[xan @ceazus]

i hope i never lose this video

[Coach Calvin “Coach” Magee @triplethirty9]

@Kyren2fast Sounds like she’s gotta be perfect

[bunny @fadedbunny]

ur in her dms im in her bed wearing her socks smoking her weed and eating a cheeseburger

[beetleplexx @beetleplex43177]

Eating salt and vinegar chips and a glass of milk

[SB911 🍊🚑 @SouthernBoy911]

His first three text messages were to his old unit, his group chat, and his dad, all 3 said the same thing- "stateside kill bitches"

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

You a bitch @KaiCenat

[Jefferey “Double J” Johnson @shanehater123]

how foolish was i to ignore the signs. this was in febuary. #idiot

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

[tasman @lildorothy_]

How long after eating Mr beast chocolate is your erection supposed to last

[kat😻 @kattatonique]

Call my dick al gore the way I run it against her bush. Is this anything

[Albert Niggemeyer v2 @AlbertNigs]

Decided I’d “go to trivia and have a few beers” and it’s now 7:09 AM, I’m racked as fuck scared of my own shadow

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[3️⃣1️⃣ Savage @nothinnice69]

2 years ago today (day after my birthday) gf at the time and I were scrolling reels on her phone and a dm popped up from a dude. Had her show me and he had slid up saying “damn I get a titty pic then get ghosted?” on my birthday post. We had been dating for 4+ months. Goin ranch

[Mikey B @mikebh2o]

Straight bows to spine 😭😂😂

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#real